I have such a distinct feeling that AM would tear it up on karaoke if he was drunk and I can’t put it into words, I just know it.
when Phoenix's hair starts going gray it does irreparable horny damage to Edgeworth's psyche... not only because gray hair is sexy but also because it makes him imagine what Phoenix will look like fully gray and how it might make Phoenix look just a tad more like Edgeworth himself... this appeals intensely to Edgeworth's specific cocktail of vanity and daddy issues
I <3 Elliott
HAPPY JOHN FUCKS UP AN EXORCISM DAY EVERYONE 🎉 don't forget to leave bread and wine on your bedside table