I Refuse To Defend My Favorite Characters. They Did That Horrible Thing Bc They Suck Really Bad

i keep thinking about jason todd turning to catholicism as a way to help people in a universe where he didn't meet bruce, and how crazy it is that bruce thinks jason would inevitably end up a criminal without him

maybe bruce is trying to convince himself that jason needed him and that all the pain he had to endure while being robin was worth it somehow, to keep his conscience clean

Nightwing Dick, who was sent back in time: *doesn’t have a cape*

Robin Dick: Why doesn’t he have to wear a cape?

Batman: You know that the cape is to help you learn stealth

Nightwing: Hey kid, imma let you in on a secret

Nightwing: The bright yellow cape is just so he doesn’t lose you in crowds

Robin, softly: I knew it

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

THIS CUNT CYBERPUNK JASON I JUST PICKED UP????

i do really love the idea of Time Shenanigans leading to ~13-year-old Damian meeting all former Robins at the same age, because every single one of them is just the exact opposite of what he’d expect.

Dick, who Damian expects to be the cool nice supportive one, at thirteen is fucking furious at the idea that there are any Robins after him. Stephanie, far from the perky optimist he knows, is a hardcore cynic who thinks Batman is super cool and hasn’t even become a vigilante yet. Jason, who has previously interacted with Damian mostly via bullets, is a sweetheart who’s exceptionally insecure at the idea of Bruce getting another Robin.

And meanwhile Tim at thirteen is like “oh you’re the next Robin? Heck yeah, that’s awesome, glad it worked out.”

i live for batdad and superdad going out with dick as if its their child

Superburgers are better

FLAT DIBU

FLAT DIBU

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Literally Bruce in Robin Lives! and other comics: Nobody blames me more for what became of my kids than myself. Taking them in was a selfish decision. I fucked them up, I'm leading them nowhere than pain and death. I should isolate myself and stop interacting with anyone else to stop hurting people, to stop hurting them. (Is often shown that he is wrong and his kids don't blame him, EVEN JASON)

Some genius on Tumblr: Bruce thinks he saved his kids for taking them in, but everyone else can see he is the one who fucked up some perfectly healthy kid!

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