Iloveteawithmilk - Dionn

This is based on a post I made a month ago basically saying what if Jason came back to Gotham but didn't bother with Bruce and kept his identity a secret from the bats until Damian shows up and reveals Jason's not dead but not knowing either that Jason is red hood when they go looking for Jason Red Hood decides to fuck with them for the laughs

Jason, reading: hmm queer coding

Tim, working on his programming: well. trying to.

it does not compute

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

I think it would be very cool if Jason todd was meta-human and his whole thing was that he just kept coming back to life.

It would funtion like an advanced healing ability but only after he dies and only to make him alive again not necessarily to heal all his wounds. Just a really shitty healing ability that only works when he's dead and only just enough to get him one foot out of the grave.

At the very least I like it better than the other reasons canon's supplied us with why he's come back to life.

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

Jason: Gothamites are the most masochistic group of people on the face of the earth.

Tim: Gothamians

Jason:

Jason: what

Tim: Gothamians.

Jason: The fuck are you saying? Gothamites.

Tim: Gothamians.

Jason: Stop it. You’re wrong. Gothamites.

Tim: Gothamians

Jason: Do I need to go into the whole etymology of the fucking word, you little goober? It’s Gothamites. No one in history has ever said Gothamians. Shut up.

Tim:

Jason:

Tim: Gothamians

—

Bruce: Where’s Tim?

Jason: don’t worry about it

Bruce: …Now I’m worried about it. Where is he?

Dick, running into the room, distressed: Bruce, Tim has a dictionary glued to his head—

My body may be gone, but not my love