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Jason, walking into a jl meeting in full Red Hood gear with a suspiciously stained green apron on top: I've got a homemade, iced chocolate milk with a splash of coffee, extra whipped cream and chocolate syrup for 'batman'?

Bruce: I asked for someone to make coffee. at the cave, Hood

Jason, audibly smirking while handing Bruce the cup: this is coffee! just the way you like it! and I figured I'd deliver it, you know. to be nice, show you how much I care

Bruce, giving the cup a resigned stare: thank you, Hood.

Jason: of course B! also, just wanted to say thanks for buying me that new motorcycle!

Bruce, with a pained squeak: I ... didn't buy you a motorcycle?

Jason, clapping him on the shoulder: well technically yeah, but I used your card to buy it, so also, technically you did.

Bruce:

Jason: later dad! *casually walks out of the meeting room like he didnt just 'break into' the watchtower*

Bruce: *fond tired dad sigh*

the jl:

Bruce: *starts slurping the drink*

hal: what THE FUCK just happened?!

later:

Jason, strutting back into the batcave: I did it, pay up bitches.

Steph: no way, I call bull. there no way you went through with it!

Jason: my helmet footage says otherwise, Blondie

*collective groaning from the batfam as they all go to get their wallets*

Ford saying that he used to view Bill as "the center of my life, the sun in my galaxy" is actually so funny once you remember that he is talking about the guy that couldn't figure out how to tie his shoes AT LEAST until he was 16 and then made his life's ambition drinking cosmic martini and driving whatever the hell this is

HERE LIES JASON TODD...again—wait no he's back—

(I don't actually know how many times Jason has died, but here are the dates I used:

1983 - Jason is introduced 1988 - A Death in the Family 2005 - Under the Hood begins 2006 - The Batarang (after which the Superboy Prime Punch Effect is seen again, so...he almost definitely died here) 2021 - I'm 99% sure Jason dies in Task Force Z and is brought back in the next issue. 2024 - Jason is killed by Zur en Arrh and brought back by Lazarus Resin.)

do it for the lesbians

//BG 2000//

I’ve been reading 1940s Batman and Detective Comics which makes panels like these

So funny, because for awhile 8 year old Dick Grayson was driving more frequently than Bruce.

Bruce even bought Dick a mini Batplane for his 8th birthday.

I just love the idea that instead of a difference in time and social norms it was young freshly Batman Bruce not having a single idea how to parent vs old father of 5-10 kids Bruce finally having figured it out.

Jason: *drinks one cup of coffee*

Bruce: Jay no that’s unhealthy 🥺

it’s the way that i feel physically nauseous whenever i remember they made this LITTLE GUY homeless like DC I AM COMING TO FIGHT YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS

Consent has always been for purchase and that's not a bad thing.

I did not scrub toilets out of the goodness of my heart. My consent to do so was for sale, we agreed on a price and then I did it.

I did not deliver newspapers out of the goodness of my heart. My consent to do so was for sale, we agreed on a price and then he fucked me around so I quit.

This applies to all work. You have skills, consent to use those skills for someone else depends on them paying you.

Remember that Jason is a ginger and speak spanish fluently?

While yes, canonically, Jason is a ginger in the original comics, I absolutely hate that fact and just choose to ignore it simply because of the reasoning behind why he dyes his hair.

Bruce is in no way an ideal father figure, but the thought that he found this kid, brought him home, and had him dye his hair just to look more like Dick did as Robin.....that's a little too far for me. Besides, I think they kind of retconned this with the New 52 and Rebirth.

As to the language thing, I think he speaks a few languages besides just English and Spanish fluently, but I am not sure which ones for sure. I think German and Italian?

Jason “I broke my best friend out of prison” Todd