Damian You Complain About The Toy But Deep Down I Know You Loved It. Batman (2016) #16

i had a thought

John Constantine in crossover comics: Badass cocky occult magician who is about to trick God and the Devil.

John Constantine in his own comics: Weeping in the corner, trying to roll a magic blunt. (Just got back from tricking God and the Devil)

i dont even ship them but im laughing my ass off ngl

WHAT GOOD IS LAW THAT CANT PUNISH THOSE WHO BREAK ITTTT!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩

Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]

atp is it so crazy to think latino!jason could be canon? you will take catalina todd, brazilian mamá luchona from my cold dead hands

i literally will not ever stop talking about the direct parallels between romeo and juliet, and hamlet and horatio. two endings that were almost exactly the same with hamlet dying and horatio planning to kill himself. EXACTLY LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. yet one was interpreted as romantic and one was not?? come on.

Memo: WAYNE ENTERPRISES TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE

Date: 4/18/2022, 9:00 AM-11:00 AM

Location: Great Escape Rooms, 934 2nd Street, Gotham City

Attendance: MANDATORY

Hello all,

As part of our new “Get in Touch” program, all members of the Board of Directors will be joining our interns for a team-building exercise next week. We have reserved ten Escape Room experiences at Great Escape Rooms. You will be working in teams to get out of your room in under ninety minutes! Please dress comfortably. Lunch will be provided.

Best,

Gale Johnson

Human Resources

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thinking about this again

AU where instead of dying, Bruce actually sold Jason to One Direction