I Had A Thought

Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]

I want Hellblazer to get its equivalent to The Batman. I want three hours of Constantine being an occult detective and I don’t wanna see a single flashy thing. And I want a popular song as a musical motif. And I want it to be scary. 

i love how we all just collectively agreed that the butts match

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

Bruce is going about his business one day when he realizes Tim has gone missing. Nothing suspicious has happened, so he consults the others to see where he might have gone.

[A slow patrol. The Batkids have taken to chatting on the comms.]

Steph: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is a boring threat. ‘They’ll never stop finding the body’, now that’s interesting.

Jason, already imagining a set of coordinated duffle bags with labels for different anatomical sections: They’ll be left a piece of you every day for at least three months.

Damian: And you’ll be alive for at least two of them.

Bruce: Stop -

he's just a little guy

The Boy Wonder #2 by Juni Ba

I love writing but sometimes I wish my creativity leaned towards art, because I need a picture of Jason wearing this shirt to exist somewhere