you don’t know what it’s like,
having everything ʀɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴀᴡᴀʏ like that.
ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇssɪɴɢ... ᴜsᴇʀ ᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅᴇᴅ... sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ.ᴇxᴇ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ...ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴜsᴇʀ @ironbloodcd ...ᴍᴜsᴇ: ᴡɪʟʟᴏᴡ...
“there’s no way i’d run into an unpickable door in THIS shack.” god, the place looked like it’d been abandoned for months, not even counting the smell of varying types of plants lingering around the place. a set of lockpick tools sat beside him, with his latest one ( a bobby pin, because desperate times call for desperate measures ) also being a bust.
finally, he moved to retrieve his first tool again, a huff escaping. “there’s no such thing as an unpickable lock, unless it’s electric...”
i couldn’t resist
original vine
“It’s a small world after all.”
“Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!”
“It means no worries for the rest of your days.”
“I’m in the mood to help you, dude!”
“You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot!”
“A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!”
“Wish I could be part of that world.”
“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
“I wonder why I didn’t see it there before.”
“What’s around the river bend?”
“How does she know you love her?”
“There’s more to see than can ever be seen.”
“I will never pass for a perfect bride.”
“Let me share this whole new world with you!”
“Zero to hero, just like that!”
“Go on and kiss the girl.”
“If there’s a prize for rotten judgement,I guess, I’ve already won that.”
“I’ll make a man out of you!”
“When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are.”
"You ain’t never had friend like me!”
“In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun.”
“The cold never bothered me anyway.”
“Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?”
“I thought my heart had learned its lesson!”
“It’s she who holds her tongue who gets her man!”
“You’ve got to show her you need her.”
“I’ll be there someday, if I can be strong.”
“For one so small, you seem so strong.”
“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”
“Be mine or you will burn!”
“Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly.”
“They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a witch.”
“Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?”
“Let’s get down to business!”
“They say ‘have courage’, and I’m trying to!”
“I won’t say I’m in love!”
“Now I’m in a whole new world with you.”
“Come, stop your crying. It’ll be alright.”
“When will my reflection show who I am inside?”
“I have often dreamed, of a far off place.”
“Do you wanna build a snowman?”
“He’s the earth and heaven to you.”
“Everybody wants to know their true love is true.”
“I’m scared” “You’re not scared, are you?” “Are you frightened?” “You can’t frighten me” “There’s nothing to be afraid of” “Are you scared of me?” “I don’t want you to be afraid of me” “You don’t need to be afraid of this” “Why are you so scared?” “I’m scared to death” “Doesn’t anything scare you?” “I’m not afraid” “I’m not trying to scare you” “Do I frighten you?” “Why aren’t you afraid of me?” “What’s your biggest fear?” “You gotta be afraid of something” “It’s designed to scare you” “There’s no need to be afraid” “I don’t want to scare you away” “Are you scared?” “I don’t scare easily” “There’s nothing wrong with being afraid” “You terrify me” “Don’t be scared”
“—Sold.”
“Freeze!”
“You beast, you!”
“Your reputation SUCKS.”
“Is it worth a beer to you?”
“Excuse the hell out of me.”
“I can kill 20 men in 6 minutes.”
“Veggie burger! Veggie burger!”
“You pay, I may. That’s the rule!”
“Great, kids, Mr. Muscle Head.“
“Even paranoids have real enemies!”
“It’s like taking nose candy from a baby.”
“That’s a woman in a miniskirt, not a kid.”
“I don’t believe you for a New York-minute.”
“Listen, Mallet Head! I’m trying to help here!”
“What are they gonna do, cast a spell on me?”
“If Miami hasn’t got it, they haven’t invented it yet.”
“I get these occasional urges for stability in my life.”
“[name]. Living proof that man did evolve from slime.”
“Yeah, no professional pride. Just aim… and splatter.”
“Hell, we’re just women! We make bad choices, okay?”
“I couldn’t let you handle all that bad karma by yourself.”
“You wanna kill yourself, you go suck a tailpipe, [name].”
“Damn, [name], you always bring me to the nicest joints.”
“Listen, maybe it’s not your plant. Maybe it’s your hygiene.”
“My mind must have wandered… Down your eastern seaboard.”
“You know what they say about architecture – it’s like frozen music.”
“Eww! You’re all slimy, man. What, do you got a hormone problem?”
“What you’re doin’ in those photographs isn’t ordinary anywhere, pal.”
“You know the first thing I thought was, If he’s gone, who gets the car?”
“Cat-astrophe, Cat-atonic, Cat-scan. Any kind of cat you got, I’m up for it!”
“It’s where I learn to speak English so good, man – the golden age of TV.”
“I think you’re a bad dream, baby. I just wanna wake up and find you gone.”
“Hell, [name], a baby carriage alone will put you back a week’s take-home.”
“You can be a real pain in the butt sometimes. But I like you… I like you a lot.”
“I’m puttin’ together a whole new group of people. Men that take life seriously.”
“I love this place, man! Pretty people, first-class restrooms, selective door policy!”
“Before you go out there and do your John Wayne, just remember that you owe me.”
“Well, at least they caught my good side, my chivalrous side – if a bit Neanderthal.”
“I’ve always tried to do what’s right; that’s the code I live by. Do you understand that?”
“101 Dalmatians ain’t just a cartoon, any more than Blue Suede Shoes is just a song.”
“Did you ever think that, [name]? That there’s a bullet somewhere… with your name on it?”
“This speed metal crap is just warmed-over Hendrix riffs, played twice as fast and half as well!”
“I need a place to kick back, where the forces of evil can’t reach me, while I make my plans, so… ”
“The slightest barometric altercation in the atmospheric pressures tend to affect my paranasal digestive systems.”
i am a slow roleplayer. not only do i get distracted easily, i get overwhelmed easily. sometimes i can’t talk and do drafts at the same time so i am sorry if i ignore your message. i am deliberate and methodical with every word choice. i like to spend my time on my writing and getting to that emotional level within myself to evoke a proper response with each reply. i’m not good at whipping out thread after thread. i never have been. i’m sorry if that’s the way you roleplay and i don’t match up, but i like to think the quality of the writing makes up for my lack of speed. thank you so much!
“please look at me.”
“is s/he really just a friend?”
“i’m just disappointed.”
“you know i’m not like that.”
“don’t give me space. that’s the last thing i want with you.”
“i know you still love me.”
“i can’t think straight with you.”
“why are you so stubborn?”
“don’t do this here.”
“trust me on this.”
“please don’t misunderstand me.”
“you… you never had a problem with it before.”
“i know i shouldn’t be here.”
“what do you mean by that?”
“you deserve more.”
“can you just kiss me? one last time? that’s all i ask.”
“i’m scared.”
“i swear i’ll do things different this time.”
“s/he’s beautiful. i hope s/he makes you happy.”
“i want to believe you, i do.”
“not everyone is going to hurt you.”
“i’m… i’m trying. i really am.”
“i can’t sleep.”
“how long will this go on for?”
“can i hug you?”
“do you ever mean the things you say?”
“you won’t understand.”
“you’re making me think that what they told me about you was right.”
“am i too late?”
ijounakame. ind. priv. highly sel. au. 2k12 donatello.brought to his knees by decay.
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