I’m Not Him. I Am Not Him. I Am Not.

ok i lied, i was in renpy hell, but hey, starter call still applies.

let’s pretend i didn’t wear myself out by doing a shit ton of dishes, and instead say, here, have a starter call for new followers / those i haven’t interacted with yet.

 i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  i’m sorry.  I AM SO FUCKING SORRY.           it should have been me.             i know it should have been me.   

★~ PSA.

    At the end of the day —— REMEMBER why you’re here to roleplay. There may be people on the site you don’t get along with, or a duplicate that scares you, or you may feel like you’re not the  ‘ go-to ‘  muse  .  .  .  but you need to remember WHY you’re here, & that NOTHING & NOBODY can tear the love, passion, & devotion you have for your muse // blog // hobby! Roleplaying is just a hobby after all, & people can love more than just one interpenetration of a muse, for everyone brings a certain uniqueness to their own. That includes you! At the end of the day, you’ll always have your love & devotion, & no one can ever take that from you.

Manipulative and romantic. Fall in love with me, I’m irresistible. You can’t help it, darling, trust me.

“I need you” Sentence Starters

aka my life and yours are two parts of a whole

“I can’t do this without you.”

“Don’t let go of my hand through this, please.”

“If you walk away everything will fall apart.”

“All I want is your lips against mine right now.”

“It wasn’t just a one off for me; it was me hoping you’d see the connection.”

“We’ve been through everything else together.  This is no different.”

“You’re my other half.”

“There’s no one else I’d rather have with me than you.”

“You need to help me, I can’t do this alone.”

“I’ve never felt alone since you came into my life.”

“What am I supposed to do if you walk away?”

“This distance is killing me.”

“Don’t let this distance tear us apart.”

“I need you as much as you need me.”

“Letting go was never an option.”

“All the time did was make me realize that you’re supposed to be with me.”

“I’ve made so many mistakes, but you’re not one of them.”

“I need you to help me reach the top shelf.”

“Two people aren’t this made for each other so easily.”

“You’re worth any fight.”

“I’m crying on the floor and nothing’s right, but I know you can make this better.”

“I’m way too drunk to be driving, so I was gonna walk home– stay on the phone with me, okay?”

“There’s this couple’s contest, and I know we’re not dating, but the grand prize is this big ass load of food– help me.”

“It doesn’t matter if you need me; you broke everything.”

“Everything’s really shitty right now.  So how about you get in this car with me and we drive to wherever for however long?”

“I’ll go if you go.”

“I’ll only do this if you help me.”

“I can’t depend on anyone else, just you.”

“Thank you for always being here for me.”

“You could call be at any time and I’d drop anything if you needed me.”

“All you have to do is show me that you feel the same.”

“I know that I need you, but sometimes the feeling doesn’t seem reciprocated.”

“I’m pathetic, because I go to you for everything, but you’d pick someone over me any day.”

“Can you give me a ride?”

“I didn’t tell anyone else I was leaving… You deserved to know though.”

“I’ll still be here when you get back.”

“Isn’t in terrifying that we both couldn’t go without the other?”

“This ring proves that I’m always here for you.”

“Come here, let me give you a hug.”

“My date stood me up, can you come with me to egg his/her car?”

“My date stood me up, can you come pick me up?”

“The lights don’t shine as bright when you’re not here.”

“I can’t deal with us drifting apart anymore.”

“I feel like I’m gripping with all my might and you’re not even lifting a finger.”

“My friend locked me outside naked.  Help.”

“My friend needs to see I’m dating someone so they’ll stop including me in blind dates–yes, I know we’re not dating, but still.”

“I don’t call you my partner in crime for no reason.”

“Can you come over so I don’t feel so alone anymore?”

“You ran to get here this quickly?!”

“I need you.”

Send a name and a sentence xx

SHE IS SCRAPED KNEES AND CALLOUSES, A SCUFFED UP TEACUP WITH BLOODY KNUCKLES AND A TROUBLE FLAVORED GRIN. / written by ren. originally established on april 14th, 2014. / SHE IS FRECKLES AND SUNLIGHT. SHE IS APRICITY AND NEW LIFE.

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lakidaa:

people who know who my OCs are

people who like my OCs

people who like to know more about my OCs

                                        the people we  L O V E  the most… 

                          are the ones capable of  hurting  us the most deeply.

         do you like turtles? do you like sassy geniuses with a mission on their hands? do you like inventors whose most important invention just happens to be a gauntlet that allows them to jump across dimensions? or perhaps you’re just looking to reacquaint yourself with an old pal.

         this is the return of ijounakame, an extremely au 2012 donatello blog written by decay! temporarily dash-only, hopefully that won’t hinder things too much. this muse was established back in mid-2015, rebooted near the end of 2016, and is finally getting a proper revival here and now.

          so let’s show them what a survivor looks like.