Shamed And Defaced!

        wow, it’s been a long time since i’ve done a text...thiiiiing for any of my tmnt muses, huh? guess no better time to start than now!

        ijounakame is a blog for a heavily au, canon-divergent donatello from tmnt 2012! i’ve been playing donnie for around a year in total, and i’m glad to get back onto him. i used to have the aliases of envy and tc, for those of you who’ve known me before now ---- but please, call me spring!

        this blog is temporarily dash-only as i get my theme together, so please be patient with me as i do so.

ＳＩＮＣＥ  ＷＨＥＮ  ＷＥＲＥ  ＹＯＵ   ＴＨＥ  ＯＮＥ  ＩＮ  ＣＯＮＴＲＯＬ？

(source: Undertale)

I’m not him. I am not him. I am not.

Angst Sentence Starters

Change them however you want.

“All I wanted was for you to stay.”

“Can’t we just talk?”

“Don’t treat her the way you treated me.”

“Everybody tells me you’re no good.”

“Found out you were lying when you told me you were trying.”

“Hate to complain, but she’s a bitch.”

“He’ll hurt you. I know so, he got me before you.”

“He’s dragging me down.”

“He’s just telling you what you want to hear.”

“How long is this going to last?”

“How many times do I have to apologize?!”

“I don’t think I can stop.”

“I don’t want you, but I do.”

“I love you, but I’ve got to watch out for myself.”

“It’s me or him. Make your choice.”

“I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name.”

“I was always there for you, but you were never there for me.”

“Look, I gotta warn you about your new girlfriend.”

“Nothing could kill me like you do.”

“Nothing ever gets me high like this.”

“Only you can ease my pain.”

“She took everything that ever meant something.”

“She walked away without a second look.”

“The passion just… died.”

“There’s nothing left.”

“We need to talk.”

“What do I gotta do to make you treat me right?!”

“You’re no good for my health.”

“You’re the most jealous person I’ve ever met.”

“You think you can handle me?”

what if it’s you? &&  what if it’s me?

 what if that’s all that we need it to be?         &&  the rest of the world  f a l l s   a w a y ?

                             ———   what do you  s a y ?

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

Requested by Anon

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