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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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Please like this post if you’ve [ read the rules ] !!!

UPDATES:

6/23: finally put up a temp theme, thus allowing this post to simply be liked instead of a huge spiel.

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             PSA: DON’T STEAL PEOPLE’S HEADCANONS

They aren’t yours, you didn’t make them, someone worked hard on them, and you should be gosh dang ashamed of doing it! That is THEIR interpretation of the muse! Don’t go on to people’s blogs and start reading their headcanons for YOUR use! That’s just rude and completely out of line for you to do! Make your own interpretation of the muse and don’t try to copy other people’s work! If you want to use a similar headcanon because you genuinely LIKE it, you better bet your ass that you MESSAGE the mun about it!

                             DO!! NOT!! STEAL!! HEADCANONS!! FROM!! OTHER!! MUNS!!                                           IF YOU DO THIS THEN SHAME ON YOU!

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⨳ — BLACK SAILS; I

send one for my muse's reaction!

“We must surrender while we still can.” “What are you doing? Why aren’t you on deck with the crew?” “Oh, so you’re a coward, then?“ “Get down!“ “You know who that is out there?“ “Good cooks are in short supply, even for criminals.” “Please, let me inside.“ “Move away from the door!“ “We also know what it’s like to see our brothers die in the service of no end other than a tyrant’s pride.” “This one wants to join. Says he can cook.” “Minor obstacle. But we’re getting close.“ “What a cunning bastard you are.“ “I won’t give you the satisfaction of crying out.” “Justice is about to be done, and you turn your back.“ “No, no. I never said never. I’m too old to be using that word.” “This is one of those times where we pretend that we both don’t know that you’re lying.” “Get the fuck out. You want to run at first sign of trouble, be my guest, but don’t expect me to fucking help you.” “Now what the fuck do you want?“ “When you are strong, you are a necessary evil. When you are not strong, you are likely soon to be dead.” “It’s my money, isn’t it? Must I answer for how I spend it?” “Tell me, what is it that is so precious to you?” “Pleasure should be shared equally. It’s the only way to avoid hurt feelings.” “Look, this deal, it’s really a terrible idea. There are so many ways it could go wrong.” “Me, I can’t help myself. I see an opportunity, I take it. It’s a sickness. Truly. But you, you can still walk away.” “I wondered when this visit would come.” “You’re in a festive mood.“ “You should keep your distance till I signal you to return for me. If anything should happen and I don’t return soon…” “Your man in [LOCATION]. I need you to make an introduction.” “You may have nothing to lose, but I have a future planned I’m not so willing to throw away.” “Let me make myself plain. I will have that name.“ “[NAME]. You’ve caught me at business. I must ask you to return another day.” “Tell me something, [NAME]. Do you have gossip here?“ “Do I even want to know?“ “You are so ready to see the worst you cannot see what is right in front of your nose.” “The world is so full of surprises. Let it surprise you.“ “We have no kings here. I am your king.“

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PSA

Hey followers. I’ve seen a couple of call-out posts on my dash over the past couple of weeks, highlighting the alleged bad behavior of certain roleplayers. Whether these posts contain truth or not, I just want to share this with everyone:

It’s OKAY to say NO. It’s okay to block someone the moment you feel threatened, uncomfortable, scared, or manipulated. 

Yes, it’ll hurt their feelings. They might get upset. But your safety is more important. Don’t write/do/participate in anything you’re not comfortable with. If you’re terrified or anxious of confrontation, just block them and let it be done!

Your concerns are vallid. Your fears are valid. This person might be triggering you and sure, they might not have the context! If you feel comfortable with explaining it to them do it. If you don’t, or if you do and they don’t seem to care or understand, block them. Say no. Cut out what you can in life that makes you upset or anxious, because you will have a lot to deal with offline already.

Please be safe. Please use the block button. Please turn off anon if you keep getting garbage anonymous messages. Please say no.

If you don’t know how to “soft block” people –

Block someone, then unblock them immediately. This will make them unfollow you unknowingly and simultaneously have you unfollow them, too.

If you need to block certain words/phrases/usernames from your dash – use the extension tumblr savior . 

And the most powerful tool of all –  If you’re scared, upset, triggered, feel guilted or uncomfortable – 

LOG OUT. 

It doesn’t have to be forever and you don’t have to delete your blog. It doesn’t have to be for very long at all – you don’t  have to announce it! 

But Tumblr should not affect you once you sign out. It is a website. You have higher priorities. You are a living, breathing, beautiful human being who deserves to be treated with respect and cherished. It’s so easy to see people as simply text on a screen when you’re online, even subconsciously; that anonyminity can encourage people to be mean, to take out their problems on others.

Don’t be that person and don’t be the victim of that person. You deserve better. You deserve to enjoy Tumblr as a hobby and a place you visit online. Do not feel bad about saying no or using the block button – that’s what it was created for!

Take care of yourself and your friends. You’re going to be okay.

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Last ones for tonight

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IN CASE YOU’VE FORGOTTEN,  NO MEANS NO.

so when people say mutuals only?  no non-mutuals?

that doesn’t mean you hassle them.  that doesn’t mean you bitch at them.  that doesn’t mean you antagonize,  hate,  terrorize,  abhor,  shit-talk, or  guilt-trip.  that doesn’t mean you sulk, you rally against,  you call out,  you turn against,  or do anything.

you suck it up,  realize THEY DON’T OWE YOU AN EXPLANATION,  and you move the fuck on.

AND IF YOU CAN’T GET OVER YOURSELF?  WE DON’T WANT YOU ANYWAYS.

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First Meeting / Icebreakers

“Hi, I’m ______.”

“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”

“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”

“Need a ride?”

“How are you?”

“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”

“What’s your name?”

“Thank you.”

“You just saved my life!”

“Move the fuck out of my way.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Asshole.”

“Would you like anything?”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Do I know you?”

“Uh, that’s my spot.”

“Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”

“Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”

“Here, take my seat. You look tired.”

“Checking in?”

“Can I sit here?”

“May I buy you a drink?”

“I can spot you, if you want.”

“How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”

“Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”

“Hi, I’m your new roommate.”

“I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”

“You look cold, take my jacket.”

“Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”

“You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”

“So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”

“Bride or groom?”

“Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”

“Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”

“[Sir/Ma'am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”

“Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”

“Hey, is he bothering you?”

“Don’t give up your day job.”

“…Dude, your fly’s down.”

“I think you have the wrong number.”

“I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”

“[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”

“Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”

“YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”

“SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”

“Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Is this seat taken?”

“Here you dropped this.”

“You remind me of someone.”

“Will you be taking this?”

“May I take your order?”

“How are you?”

“You look familiar, have we met before?”

“Be careful next time.”

“Hey, could you help me?”

“Help me!”

“I’m so sorry!”

“Are you alright?!”

“I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”

“I think I may have seen you before…”

“Hey! Watch it!”

“Oh my god are you okay?”

“Have we met…?”

“Were you at that one party?”

“Remember me?”

“I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”

“Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”

“Hey, is that your dog?”

“Service takes forever here.”

“Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”

“I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”

“This is gonna be a long plane ride.”

“Can you turn that music down?”

“People are trying to sleep!”

“I’m your new neighbour.”

“Is that who I think it is?”

“Be quiet!”

“Is that your son/daughter?”

“I’ve read about you.“ 

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The Empress of China starters

“Aren’t you worried I’ll tell her everything?”

“Aren’t you worried we’ll kill her?”

“I think it’s a blessing in disguise”

“I should have killed you to be safe.”

“Except for taking a peek in distance, what have you done for her?”

“For me, to love someone means giving them the right to choose.”

“Don’t sell yourself short and miss a perfectly good chance.”

“When the flowers were blooming, we were passionately in love. When flowers were dying, why did you disappear like the tide?”

“For survival, I buried my dreams.”

“For a good night’s sleep, I never stopped sharpening my sword.”

“Never leave today’s work for tomorrow.”

“You lucky devil! You have no idea how lucky you are.”

“Why do you want to stay?”

“In front of that man, you’re not happy. You have no dignity.”

“Why do you ask me to see who you have become? Why can’t you see for yourself what has become of you?!”

“Perhaps you’re right. Neither of us is who we used to be.”

“This is what ruined me. I forgot love is a gamble.”

“[Name], take me away, as far away as possible.”

“I’ll be leaving soon. I hope you can go on living and be happy like today.”

“Believe it or not, I wanted to help you.”

“No doubt you have paid the price, but at least you’re alive today.”

“If I were you, I’d make myself useful again.“

“Listen to me, the day is long, don’t be disheartened by a temporary setback or admit defeat.”

“I don’t get to choose my own destiny.”

“[Name], promise me, no matter what happens in the future, I hope our friendship will never change.”

“Don’t ask what the future lies for you, as long as you have no regrets when the curtain comes down.”

“How dare you stand in my way!”

“I’m trying to help you.”

“If you harbored ill intentions, why did you save me?”

“I envy him. He’s free to love and hate, and leads a carefree life. To be in such a place is like a dream.”

“I still can’t see what’s going through your head.”

“From now on we should avoid seeing each other.”

“To you, I carry no weight at all. Not even that of a weather. No wonder you’re tired of me.”

“How you wish to live your life, it’s your decision to make.”

“I’m sorry I let you down.”

“I can only hope to repay your love in another life.”

“Let me go with you.”

“Nothing is going to stop me! For love I’ll burn ‘till my last breath.”

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