Let’s Pretend I Didn’t Wear Myself Out By Doing A Shit Ton Of Dishes, And Instead Say, Here, Have

PSA -

VILLAINS ARE VILLAINS.

Villains are not a precious little punching bag that’s going to stand there and take your shit and be sassy with their hand on their hip. If you mess with the bull you get the horns – if you push a villain, you will get the wrath of a villain. If your character is rude/disrespectful to a villain, especially one in a high place of power, and the villain lashes out (whether it be verbally or physically) – 

THEN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE UPSET ABOUT IT. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN?

Don’t write with villain/cruel/evil characters if you can’t deal with a villain/cruel/evil character being less than nice to your precious cinnamon roll of a character. Surprise! That’s not how this works! If the villain suddenly kills your character without having spoken to you first, then you have absolutely every right to be mad. But if your character receives a verbal lashing or non-lethal physical response that is in character for the villain to give, then you need to deal with it. 

I’m also sick of this sense of prerogative way of thinking certain characters hold when it comes to villains. This mindset of, ‘oh this person is evil, bUT OBVIOUSLY THEY’LL LOVE ME AND I’LL BE THEIR SPECIAL SOMEONE THEY WON’T HATE ME OR TRY AND KILL ME.“ NO. STOP THAT. You cannot go into interactions with villains expecting them to absolutely fall in love with your character/be best friends with them. This is why it’s most times excruciatingly difficult to ship/bro-ship with villains. And even if this does happen, you should expect a villain to still be aggressive and/or rude from time to time. 

A VILLAIN DOES NOT STOP BEING A VILLAIN JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

I’ve written villains for a long time now, and one thing has been made perfectly clear – you will get shit for writing your character too IC and you will get shit for writing your character too OOC. You will be fucking cursed out for your character being aggressive to those who are rude to them, and you will be blasted for writing them being nice even just from time to time. So fellow villain writers – just let your villain flag fly. Don’t fucking listen to people who try and give you shit either way for your portrayal. To those who do not write villains – respect them. Just because your character is sassy and spunky, doesn’t automatically give them the right to try and be disrespectful to someone who is most likely superior to them.

TL;DR IF YOU CAN’T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. IF YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH SOMEONE BEING CRUEL TO YOUR MUSE, DON’T WRITE WITH VILLAINS.

sagittarius ♐ the archer.

Fallout 4 - companions’ comments during “Kid in a Fridge” side quest - sentence starters

1. “There better be some gold at the end of this rainbow, if you catch my meaning.” 

2. “Losing family’s never easy, but you’ll pull through. Hang in there, _______.” 

3. “Life hard. Death come to all. Best that little ______ learn now.” 

4. “Get used to disappointment, ______. It’s the way the world works.” 

5. “Bringing a child with us could be tactically dangerous, but it’s an admirable decision to make. He/she/they isn’t/aren’t safe here.” 

6. “Keep up, _____. We got an adventure ahead of us.” 

7. “Do you remember your address, ______? We’ll see to it that you arrive safe and sound.” 

8. “Small _____ should be with his/her/their kind. This is good.” 

9. “Have you lost it? We can’t leave this kid out here on his/her/their own!”   

10. “You’re not honestly suggesting we leave a child way out here? No one could be that heartless.” 

11. “You’re turning your back on a child? Deplorable, ______.” 

12. “But, ______, he/she/they is/are only a child! You can’t simply abandon him/her/them.”  

Karai sketch!

At first I was trying to figure out how to draw her hair, but then I got a little bit carried away with the shininess.8D Now it looks like she’s judging me!

I’ve got 99 icons and the particular expression I need ain’t one.

ancient roleplaying proverb (via withabox)

Horned Serpent aesthetic: Gothic architecture and chess.

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bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜