Reblogging This From @dumpster-fire-rats So They Can See The Beauty That Is My Dr. Two-Brains Fanart

my friend and I talking about Pirates of the Caribbean:

“Dead man’s chest? What does he have, bazoinkers???” - My Best friend of three years

I can’t wait till I’m able to say “I’m all done with this family function” and can immediately go home

I just had to stay at a family gathering for four hours, and after we hit hour two I was so tired and ready to get home because I had been traveling all day, but I had to stay another two hours because the person who was my ride wasn’t ready to go home yet

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

ADHD be like:

Oh I haven’t watched this show in years, I should watch it again! The nostalgia is wild! Oh I love the soundtrack, I wonder if I could find piano sheet music for it. I should go play it on the piano. Oh wait I love this scene, it’s so cute! I wonder if there’s any fics for this character. Lemme check. Oh yeah, piano music! Dude the animation on this show is so silly. I wonder who that voice actor is. Am I actually going to go play the piano? I should post this on tumblr.

me when accidentally autistic traits are present in my favorite characters

:O

Can we just talk about Octavius fiddling with the tassels on his armour and constantly adjusting his helmet, he's so me it's insane

He's just an awkward lil guy and honestly I love that for him

AS SOMEONE WHO DOESNT HAVE A SCHLONG BUT USED TO POLE VAULT I CAN GUARANTEE THE BRUISE IS MASSIVE

the bar you’re aiming to go over is relatively flexible, but still a bitch to hit or fall on top of. this one time I was vaulting and hit it with my foot and when I fell on the mat I landed on top of the bar, there was a purple bruise the size of my hand on my thigh and ass because I landed on top of it. it took three weeks to almost completely fade and by the time it was almost gone I managed to land on the same spot AGAIN and the bruise returned

Did you see what happened to the French pole vaulter

honestly completely OC:

FUCK ME THATS A HUGE DICK THE BRUISE MUST BE FUCK9NG HUGE AASDF;AOSDFGJ OAJFR'S

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Just watched Alan Partridge for the first time, I’m so sorry for the person I’m about to become

It's 12am guys, you know what that means.. Happy Pride Month 2024!!