AS SOMEONE WHO DOESNT HAVE A SCHLONG BUT USED TO POLE VAULT I CAN GUARANTEE THE BRUISE IS MASSIVE
the bar you’re aiming to go over is relatively flexible, but still a bitch to hit or fall on top of. this one time I was vaulting and hit it with my foot and when I fell on the mat I landed on top of the bar, there was a purple bruise the size of my hand on my thigh and ass because I landed on top of it. it took three weeks to almost completely fade and by the time it was almost gone I managed to land on the same spot AGAIN and the bruise returned
Did you see what happened to the French pole vaulter
honestly completely OC:
FUCK ME THATS A HUGE DICK THE BRUISE MUST BE FUCK9NG HUGE AASDF;AOSDFGJ OAJFR'S
Pros of hyperfixiation:
Happy!
Art ideas
Life is good
Cons of hyperfixiation:
I am going to blow up
All my art is of the same guy
If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent
you ever read smut for your fav character, look at the tags, and think, “man, they would have a praise kink”
Chapter Three of How Queer is up!!! It took forever because I'm a full-time student with no freetime, but I promise I'll try reallll hard to update more often!
How Queer... - Chapter 1 - KalosIsDaBest - The Beatles (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
Meet my OC, Parker Brown!! A 40 year old artist who’s dating Stan!! She maaaay or may not have fallen for Bill’s tricks and gotten possessed (this is all her drawn possessed, except for the version of normal her at the bottom). I got that stupid idea for a comic and realized halfway through that I didn’t know how to draw people kissing…
I rlly need a job does anyone know if any Museums are in need of like a night guard to watch over their collection of historical figures that may or may not come alive at night
Rest in peace Rachel Lillis, voice actress to Jessie and Misty, you will be missed! Your voice helped to bring to life the world of Pokemon for many children!
I feel like choosing ‘Not Like Us’ over literally every other nomination for Record of the Year was a wild choice. And I’m not saying this as a Beatles fan who’s sad that ‘Now and Then’ didn’t win, I just genuinely think ‘Not Like Us’ was chosen because the Kendrick and Drake drama was interesting, not because it deserved Record of the Year
My braincells love these guys :)
I want to listen to more French music to improve my listening comprehension, but none of the music my French teacher plays for us is really my music taste. I really enjoy classic rock and folk, and I’ve been listening to a bit more Bridget Bardot recently. Any good recommendations?
MI AM A MINOR (17)they/themi'm neurodivergentplease be nice i'm just a little guy
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