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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

no. phil can, though

The prophecy foretold that The Great Evil would awaken 1000 years after his original defeat. As it turns out, the people took this very seriously, so when he awakened, he was met with an army of blessed knights, an evil containment system, and two dozen automated holy turrets aimed at him.

my jaw hit the floor

My siblings and I are all neurodivergent and this is a threat we shared around

wild, love it

Askbox is closed for new requests, I'm recording these old ones on the to-write document

Item that requires the caster to input a series of symbols matching a prompt into a device that casts the spell. Level of complexity of the device could vary by rarity/power. Low level spells: Simon Says Cast Ray of Fire! High level spells would be more like Typing of the Dead.

Typing of the Dead used a computer keyboard, but any sufficiently complex device that will cast Lightning when the user inputs a sequence matching a prompt on it could do—ye olde typewriter, a piano keyboard or keytar (for bards), the Nintendo Powerglove, or, when casting a particularly complex spell at home, Just Dance 4 for the Microsoft Kinect.

Factually Incorrect

Something to show that I’m not dead.

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Rotating Sandwich Mood Board

Here, 100 bucks.

(Disclaimer: Not to be used as legal tender)

Pukicho! lend me some money

Ohh sureee let me just dig into my WALLET that has MONEY and give you MONEY. Get a fucking grip.

What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

attn nintendo: i’m right

originally posted to twitter

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

wasteland miku

i really want to get a shrimp tattoo and i cannot get this one incredibly specific scenario out of my head

even our ancestors sang Popipo

casual blue crab miku doodle

lying across the autopsy table all by yourself, gorgeous?

types of wizards :)

Same man I was before

YOU HAVE BEEN ITZTLACOLIUHQUI'ED

Tag your friend to totally render judgement upon them and sweep them of their sins as they freeze away in the winter and become reborn anew like the spring!!!