Lying Across The Autopsy Table All By Yourself, Gorgeous?

choose your side

Are you pro ship building, because, like, I think that a Full-Rigged Barque Barquentine Schooner looks pretty nice.

are you pro or anti ship?

I'm anti-ship, I think you could spend your time doing better things, like painting or going on a bike ride or having friends!

midwest dad miku serving at the neighborhood bonfire

Character idea

A horse in a nice 3 peice suit smoking out of a pipe with really high deception so everyone thinks they're a human

Detective horse will solve the crime (people think his name is horse but hes actually called that because hes a horse)

Sir Bearington's archnemesis

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found a twitter tweet that was like "oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence" and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going "WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT" and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

I do think it's kind of sweet that with google broken beyond repair, people have resorted to the tried and true method of gaining information: ask the smartest guy in town

And instead of turning to the local librarian, or their high school science teacher, or their grandpa, or the worldwide group chat that is reddit, they decided the wisest sage they know of is you

Congratulations, you've been elected as one of tumblr's village elders.

No one tell this guy I'm the court Jester.

English added by me :)