Thomas At Starbucks: I'd Like A Venti Latte With Uhm, Seven Espresso Shots

Thomas at Starbucks: I'd like a venti latte with uhm, seven espresso shots

Vincent, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine

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1 year ago

Dear fellow writers:

Can we please agree on having aging characters? Like they have birthdays and stuff, we should incorporate and acknowledge that characters age during books and aren't the same age in the end.


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1 year ago

[Sterek first date]

Cora: I want him home before midnight

Stiles: but you already own his house

Cora: *turning to Derek* If you don’t sleep with him, I will

1 year ago

Marinette meeting Sol's family

Sol mom: Nothing in life is free.

Sol's sister, Lyn: Love is free.

Sol: Adventure is free.

Marinette: Everything is free if you take it without paying.


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4 months ago

Do you think Charles can affect and control his own mind?

I just imagine him being done with Erik and not wanting to argue, so he puts his fingers to the side of his face and just falls unconscious. Imagine Erik’s shock as Charles just falls to the ground mid-argument.

And, what if he did this in Days of Future Past on the plane. Erik starts naming dead mutants and Charles is just “fuck this, let’s scare the attitude out of him”. And just pretends to dead in front of him.


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1 year ago

I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.

I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.
I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.
I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.
I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.
I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.
I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.
I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.
I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.
I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.
I LOVE HOW SUPERNATURAL WAS LIKE: OH, DEAN AND CAS?? THOSE TWO??? YEAH, THEY FUCKED.
2 years ago

Headcannon: Stiles and Isaac use code language and it freaks the pack out

Stiles: I like red and white wine, but I prefer red

Isaac: Me too! But I can drink more than one wine at a time… not in the dum way ofc

Scott: There’s a dum way to drink more than one wine at a time?!

Stiles: Cool, what’s you’re favourite series? Mines Supernatural

Isaac: It’s soo good, my favourite character is Cas

Stiles: Ofc he is, just look at Scott!

Scott: What? What do I have to do with it?

Stiles: Mine is Dean

Isaac: Ofc, sarcasm, wine and possession. Same person, different front

Peter: I drink all sorts of alcohol. If it’s alcohol, it’s good

Stiles: Makes a lot of sense

Isaac: I thought you were just a red wine drinker, you know… because of Stiles

Liam: Since when was Stiles red wine?

Derek: I have no idea and I don’t know if I want to


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1 year ago

Young Vincent to Young Thomas after he's 11 drinks in: Tommy you are going to kill your liver

Young Thomas: my liver has been living rent-free in my body for 17 years! it's about time it starts pulling its weight


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1 year ago

Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰


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