There Should Be A Job Called Puzzle Solver Where You Solve Puzzles And Get Paid A Living Wage . I Would

If e!false has a million fans I am one of them. If e!false has ten fans I am one of them. If e!false has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If e!false turns out to be a evil murderous mastermind I will still support her. If the World is against e!false, I am against the World.

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

seablings brainrot anyone

adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing

also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet

i sometimes forget that mumbo jumbo is a well-used phrase and not only the name of the minecraft youtuber

“Didnt you say YOU were bullied in highschool Mrs.Noceda?”

dude stop the fucking car

the thisisnotawebsitedotcom experience