I Sometimes Forget That Mumbo Jumbo Is A Well-used Phrase And Not Only The Name Of The Minecraft Youtuber

there should be a job called puzzle solver where you solve puzzles and get paid a living wage . i would be so good at it.

minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white

> Better luck next time!

If e!false has a million fans I am one of them. If e!false has ten fans I am one of them. If e!false has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If e!false turns out to be a evil murderous mastermind I will still support her. If the World is against e!false, I am against the World.

physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

All the winners bouquets together!

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

everytime ao3 goes down for maintenance, i somehow forget that i was given warning literally days in advance and my brain immediately starts stressing about our modern day Library of Alexandria