Lucifers Duckie Size To Him

Lucifer: You're a fucking asshole!

Alastor:fuck you, get out of my garden!

Lucifer:ILL SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING GARDEN

hazbin hotel theory

okay yall hear me out what if lucifer also made A hotel or something a long time ago because he didn't want people to stay in hell because he doesnt seem rude only protective of his daughter.

I think lucifer still has angel views hence why he some angel in him. and he knew the angels wouldn't listen to Charlie like to him so that's why he thought it was "stupid" in the pilot.

And Lilith made charlie not have a connection with lucifer and lucifer is bad at feelings but he loved Charlie so much and can't understand how to give gentle emotions because he was an angel. And I assume angels would be someone who craves touch or is rude/cold/blunt in the series.

I don't think lucifer is a dead beat I think he WANTED to have a relationship with Charlie but Lilith prevented it.

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The fact alastor understood lucifers insecurities so quickly and only sang that song just to beef with lucifer and give Charlie false hope in him caring for his own sadistic amusement tells how scary he is.

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Who do yall think owns alastor? I've heard some people saying it is Lilith.

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Charlie and lucifer act so much alike its adorable. Lucifer and his rubber duckies. Charlie with her energetic happy singing sweetheart self. Which ties in with theory 1 I really do think lucifer likes Charlie's idea but is worried the angels would tear her apart.

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When i saw this motherfucker

The first thing that popped in mind was this

"Awh fuck did i- did I save them for the cost of my ass?"

Hazbin hotel when they were humans PART 1:

I just have some headcannons on what they looked like.

Angel dust "anthony"-

Okay, so we all know Angel couldn't have worn what he wears now in especially with the crime he was in. It's sad but true.

He definitely could've been a drag queen secretly at night. It's possible.

I think personally angel was a bottle blond. He didn't have blond hair.

He would've dressed like this:

And here's 1940s drag queens:

And honestly? I think he wasn't "angel dust" he was Anthony. Valentino made him angel dust. And he used angel dust to cope with himself. But we can see when he switches from Angel to Anthony. His accent comes out more, and he's more serious. Anthony uses angel to cope. And Angel uses Anthony to defend himself.

Alastor:

I believe alastor had curly hair he just slicked it back.

And I feel like he needs justice for his Edna moe bad Bob rn 😭🙏

This is what I think his hair looked like when he slicked it back:

And this is how men in Louisiana or just men used to wear their hair and dressed back then in 1920s:

They all have the hats. Caine. And suits. Personally? I don't know why alastors suit and looks don't match with his story. They could've changed some things about him before they made a whole season.

A believe alastor had a small mustache or facial hair. Before he died.

cmon we all know that one south park episode...

You know? I like the idea of radioapple. And the fact alastor is aroace he and lucifer fight like an old divorced but got together for insurance and tax benefits it's funny to me. Just a platonic old married couple nothing more. Bitch talking eachother and would go like.

Alastor:if you were my wife I'd put poison in your coffee.

Lucifer chuckling mischievously: if you were my husband.

*lucifer voice getting deeper for no reason*: I'd drink it.

Hazbin as humans is awesome. Did alastors mom!

Hazbin hotel as humans PART 2:

Husk:

He could easily have died in 1975, which, if he was born in 1912, would make him around 63

I would assume husk is in his late 50s early 60s

And suspenders were popular in the early 20th century, during the 1960s, and in the mid-1970s-1980s -

And husk failed as a magician. The golden age of magic was around the 1880s to the 1930s.

So when he was in his 20s in the 1930s magicians could've been out of style and it'd explain why he failed as a magician.

I would assume he lived in Los vegas. Because big casinos and magicians and bars. Were a thing.

This was the popular hair in the 60s:

And this was the clothing I think husk would've wore I nthe 50s-60s:

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Nifty:

She looked like she died in the 50s, and I think its cannon she's 22, so she was born around the late 30s and early 40s.

And it's noticeable she was a housewife. Maybe she wasn't ever crazy.

honestly? She reminds me of housewife radio. That seems like it's her background story she completely lost it.

Psychotic breakdown to the max.

I think she would've worn this:

unpopular opinion on Travis Phelps (sally face)

I KNOW ILL GET HATE BUT IDC.

I seriously do not think travis likes Sal. Nor larry. Not todd either.

I seriously don't. Maybe travis likes someone in a church choir? I know kids do that in church maybe travis is also in the choir. But it really doesn't seem like it's one sided or anything at all.

I personally believe it's like a religious boy like travis when he said he knows another boy shouldn't feel this way and stuff.

(And I'm kinda sure he punched Sal and don't say that 'Oh BoYs Do ThAt' I seriously don't think travis is doing that out of being scared he likes Sal.) I think he's more jealous of Sal and him having friends and being accepted so fast.

I think he just likes a background character or a character that isn't shown. Don't come at me just an opinion. 🧍‍♂️