My Friend Just Called Linguini From Ratatouille The Grown Up Version Of The Kid From Spy-kids

Don’t you hate it when you forget to take your medicine that’s supposed to help you not forget to take it? - my dad after asking me why i didn’t ask to take an immediate release (A version of my ADHD meds) and I said “Oh! I forgot about them!”

Y’all there’s a picture in my religion book that has fucking Chilis in it

This is literally so good

I saw Oscar wearing a cowboy hat and my brain wouldn’t let it go until I made it everyone else’s problem. so, here’s my Moon Knight western AU featuring spooky cowboy Marc Spector + horse Khonshu (i started calling him Horseshu while drawing this and now I can’t stop 🤣).

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They look kind of like weird snake thingies in a fantasy book/game/movie

Diving swans captured by Viktor Lyagushkin 

My sister is bad at naming things

we had a possum in our backyard once and we were going to name it so my sister said "Possy" no we didn't name him that his name was bob. She also tried to name one of the feral cats that roams the alley (An orange tabby) "Orangey" I named him cheez-it. We also had another feral who was a tortoise shell cat (A tortie for short) and she named her "Afri" because, and this is a direct quote, 'Her spots reminded me of Africa.' The name stuck. Anyways we almost named a possum Pussy.

WTH is pumpkin bread? sounds good

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

Camp Half-Blood Canonically Has A Halloween Party.

10 years have been added to my life thanks to this infos

And Mr. D. told everyone to dress up as Chiron im WHEEZING.

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR TOMORROW AND THE FINAL EPISODE OF PJO BUT ALSO REALLY SAD BECAUSE NO MORE PJO SHOW FOR A WHILE LIKE I CANT WAIT TO SEE LUKE BETRAY PERCY BUT ALSO IM SAD BECAUSE NO MORE GROVER

Why the hell did my Alexa just turn the volume up. I was just listening to my music and suddenly she just got louder. As I was typing this she turned the volume down on her own. I am the only person in my room and I was not speaking to her. Well, it was nice being here while it lasted.

My uncle works for Fox News

hi guys theyre playing fox news in the cafeteria and theyrw running a story about how theyre putting rainbow fentanyl in lego boxes. to give to kids 😃