Why The Hell Did My Alexa Just Turn The Volume Up. I Was Just Listening To My Music And Suddenly She

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IM SO EXCITED

We’re coming up with slogans for ‘be drug free’ posters here are some of the best ones so far;

Nuggies not Druggies

Drugs End All Dreams

Reach for the stars not drugs (nobody liked this one, it didn’t rhyme!’

Say no to drugs (Basic)

Give Hugs not Drugs

Oh to be the lesbian pirate queen, captain of a ship who's in love with a siren.

Things I loved about the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

Mantis and Peter being siblings

Mantis seeing a Cap cosplayer and running up to him yelling "STEVE!"

More Mantis and Drax content

Mantis, just Mantis

Drunk Mantis

Mantis stealing the map and the money

Drax beating the one dude up

COSMO!

Nebula giving Rocket Bucky's arm

Peter giving Groot a gameboy and Groot being adorable

Some bonding time with Peter and Yondu

Kevin Bacon showing up

Mantis giving Drax the elf blow up

"Great, Groot ruined Christmas, now we have to have another special."

"I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit."

"SANTA DOESN'T HAVE A FLAMETHROWER."

The whole Christmas song in the beginning

Kraglin and baby peter celebrating christmas

Yondu and Peter being a Father-Son duo

Mantis and Drax committing multiple felonies

Everything

Only thing they missed was an explanation as to where Gamora now is.

Found out today I was named after a character from the Broadway musical Showboat which probably explains why I’m a theater kid.

Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)

Peter: Awwww little kids

Shuri: I don’t care about that, right now

if you have Heterochromia and you have three eyes what color is your third eye?

no, keep going i want to hear more of this theory

Okay absolutely off the wall Doctor Who theory time.

They are trapped inside a television show. An outrageous claim I know buuuut I do have a fair bit of evidence. First something kinda unsubstantial, the sonic screwdriver literally looks like a TV remote, and in the episode the Doctor hit the Mute button.

Second: the key art for the penultimate episode "The Legend of Ruby Sunday" features a TV set

Third: The sheer amount of fourth wall breaks in the past four episodes trumps what we've seen in the whole of the revival.

Fourth: At the end of "The Devil's Cord" a music number saying there's "Always a twist", and an actress that has been popping up all over this new era is 'Susan Twist'. She keeps popping up, because 'There's Always a Twist'.

Fifth: The Doctor mentions that he thought the music was "Non-diegetic", meaning he could hear the music in the scene and assumed it was just part of the show, until Ruby mentioned she could hear it. Implying that whenever we hear the Non-diegetic music in the show so can the Doctor.

Thank you for listening to my absolute crackpot theory.

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