There Was An Attack On The Schulyer Home And Once The Family Was All Hiding In The Attic They Realized

THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING, GUYS IM CRYING RN

GUYS? Martin Scorsese’s daughter Francesca told him about Goncharov and he said he made that film years ago I’m fucking crying.

We’re gonna make diaries, and doing this for a week

We’re gonna do roleplay in social studies class

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People: You only watched Thor Love and Thunder for Chris Hemsworth

Me: As hell nah, I watched for the plot

The plot:

me: It's a very good plot

listen people may call moon knight the batman of marvel but last time i checked batman doesnt slice peoples faces off in allies

Omg : 0

HELP?

My mom asked me the other day why I was so obsessed with Bonnie and Clyde, BECAUSE THEY WERE IN LOVE AND HAVE THE MOST ROMANTIC LOVE STORY! THEY ROBBED BANKS TOGETHER AND KILLED PEOPLE AND DIED TOGETHER! ITS ROMANTIC MOM!

Y’all there’s a picture in my religion book that has fucking Chilis in it

if you have Heterochromia and you have three eyes what color is your third eye?

Just, his face. He’s planning their wedding. H-He loves her. It’s just so- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

that time my bestie and i managed to gaslight my entire class

let me tell you all the story about the time where my bestie and i told a lie so intricate that it managed to last an entire year. So around like january/february the part of our class that took spanish watched the movie Encanto in class for fun and my friend and i both had crushes on some of the characters and we were teasing each other about it with like codenames and this one obnoxious kid asked about it and my bestie (slick as ever) told them it was about my boyfriend who we decided to name Andrew. And we convinced them that Andrew was real using my sisters phone number (thank you, kiddo) and photos we found online. And they actually believed us. They legitimately believed I had a boyfriend named Andrew and then we told them that I ‘broke up’ with Andrew and got a girlfriend named Leia (also fake but we went even more in depth for her) around Valentine’s day. And when I tell you we crafted these intricate backstories for these people i’m not kidding.

We made up fake siblings for these people, we made fake instagram accounts, fake everything. It was incredible how we managed to convince these kids that these people were real. Although we’d known most of these kids for 11 years so they were easier to manipulate. But we finally spilled the beans after we’d graduated from middle school and honestly i’m not sure they realize that we’re telling the truth that these people aren’t real.

@day-ani