My Mom Asked Me The Other Day Why I Was So Obsessed With Bonnie And Clyde, BECAUSE THEY WERE IN LOVE

I saw a theory a while ago that Kang was gonna be in Quantamania but I didn’t think it would be true, MIND BLOWN.

Congrats to Miss Argentina and Miss Puerto Rico who announced their marriage on Oct. 28! They look very happy together. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I asked my little sister to name one member of FOB and she said 'Patrick Stewart' help

The High School Incidents 

In my city there’s a high school known for having shitty students, which we’ll call Jefferson Academy(not it’s real name but for privacy reasons, and also because I can’t spell the name for the life of me) One time we were down in the cafeteria (for lunch, obvs.)in our school (it’s in the basement) and the P.E teacher (who we’ll call Coach A) was down their with us. Now Coach A was a huge dude, like he was probably ripped, and he was hanging out downstairs with us. Now some of us were getting restless and we’re asking “When are we gonna go out side?”. Now mind you this was a cafeteria full of rowdy 5th to 8th graders. We usually spend our recess inside or in the gym if the weather is crappy. Coach A said “There’s something going on down at Jefferson Academy. We can’t go out.” When we asked him what it was he told us “I don’t know.” He said. So when we went back to our classes a lot of us grabbed our (school issued) iPads and began to Google it. So of course I googled ‘Jefferson Academy, Chicago, Wednesday.’ And apparently one of the kids their claimed to have a gun so like the like Squat teams were called in and anyways we were a little shook after we all found out.

Another time our teachers wanted to keep the kids who were walking home back or something with the kids walking home. Why? Oh well apparently some kid (a student at said school) ended up shooting four others(all of whom were students there, I can’t remember if there were any casualties) I’ll put an article at the bottom if you don’t believe me. (The reason he was able to do this and not call off sick or something was because they have a rolling dismissal.) One other time a kid in my class got his bike stolen. We’d been outside for snack time (Which is basically where if you didn’t eat breakfast you can have something to eat to keep you from not being able to focus because of how hungry you are) And we were out in the parking lot, some kids were playing kickball and me and a friend were playing catch. And we were heading in and the kid, who we’ll call Q, was like “my bike is missing.” And so our teacher let him head down to the office and check the security cameras. Now guess who he saw stealing his bike. If you guessed a Jefferson Academy Kid, than your right. It was one of them. No idea if he got his bike back though.

So today my dad picked me up and there I usually a bit of traffic by the school and we had our windows down and this kid ended up yelling “Fuck You! Fuck You!” We don’t know if he was yelling at us but he certainly didn’t look like he belonged at that school, he looked to young. But anyways I’ll update if something else happens.

Article links;

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwifnuLYp-36AhUOkIkEHVABC0IQFnoECAcQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fblockclubchicago.org%2F2022%2F08%2F26%2Fnorthwest-siders-rally-around-schurz-high-school-after-4-teens-shot-in-first-week-of-classes%2F&usg=AOvVaw2CSZBOULbU0Bz378FE3WuX

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwifnuLYp-36AhUOkIkEHVABC0IQFnoECAoQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cbsnews.com%2Fchicago%2Fnews%2Fsurveillance-video-shows-teens-running-after-shooting-outside-carl-schurz-high-school%2F&usg=AOvVaw3oYJoHyTuSyPmjW4wzfzpk

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwifnuLYp-36AhUOkIkEHVABC0IQFnoECAsQAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fchicago.suntimes.com%2Fcrime%2F2022%2F8%2F24%2F23320570%2Fschurz-high-school-shooting&usg=AOvVaw1vvuNVfC8xWisDI7B-ATza

I was just watching a video on Multiverse of Madness and so I was thinking and my mind was like what if instead of the pizza man and credit scene we had something like this

[Credits end and screen goes dark]

[Scarlet light appears]

[A very banged up Wanda climbs out from the rubble of her temp!e]

[Wanda looks straight into camera]

Wanda: What? You really thought I was dead?

[A portal opens behind her]

[Loki and Slyvie step out of portal with What If? Dr. Strange]

[Wanda turns around]

A

Loki: Scarlet Witch, I heard stories about you growing up

Wanda: Really? Why are you here, Loki

Slyvie: Kang the conqueror is dead. There will be an all out multiversal war. We need your help

Wanda: Why not any of the other Wanda Maximoffs?

Dr. Strange: Your universe is the most powerful, your the most powerful Scarlet Witch out there. We need you to help us protect the Multiverse

[Wandas eyes start to faintly glow]

Wanda: Why should I believe you?

[The Watcher appears behind the group]

The Watcher: Because, We've already had to deal with one threat. And we didn't call you in, but the Multiverse is difficult broken. I'm asking you to join the Guardians of The Multiverse

[Wanda looks back at the camera]

Wanda: Why not?

[Screen goes black]

Tell me what you think!

Twitter dudebros truly are in a class of their own. Playstation/Santa Monica studios posted this gif of Kratos:

(Based on a GIF of Jason Momoa btw)

And the dudebros are loosing their goddamned minds in the comments

We’re gonna do roleplay in social studies class

Help

Guys, where are they? Please, I love using Character Ai for this stuff but sometimes a person needs to read something someone else wrote.

I’m waiting for the 15th Doctor X Reader stories to begin to flood my dash and honestly i am so excited and a little surprised that at least one hasn’t come out. Eh, cant wait

Y’ALL I HAVE LIKE NO FUCKING MONEY BUT I WANT BLUE CHECKMARKS!!!!!!!!!