Nuh-uh

if you were deactivated then you wouldn't be able to speak to me

What? When? Why?

snarb

sneeb

OC STIMBOARD; JAYJAY

Oc belongs to:@hyperfixatingonfoolishthings !

Requests are appreciated! I'll get to them asap once i have time💙

Adorable oc btw.

Merasmus: "dear god please no. even if soldier can get me out of this void i would rather stay than go with him."

Spy. Time sensitive. call Merasmus.

You are asking zhe wrong person, mon ami.

I do not have contact with zhat wizard. Never have, and I never will. If you wanted someone to call Merasmus, you should have contacted Soldat.

omg I'm so sorry. I was just trying to be funny go on and send an ask about chicken nuggets I promise nothing bad will happen.

stop breaking my perception of reality

You foolish thing. You really think I will bow under your mortal commands? You are oh so wrong my friend. I will continue to make worlds as I wish. I shalt bring confusion to whomever stands in my way. You think a simple pleading will stop me?! You are WRONG my friend. I will continue to live on your mortal plane as a GOD NEVER TO BE UNDERSTOOD, AND NEVER TO BE PREDICTED.

Cry and beg as you might... I will always come back stronger.

i don't wanna grow up.

damn

Do you like tf2?

whats tf2?

Skellie: *she pulls brokie down, making them slightly dizzy, and kisses their forehead* "hello my little bone-head!"

Merasmus: "YOU HAVE A CHILD?! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE A GRANDFATHER."

Skellie: "stfu"

Broken Medic: *Stares at Merasmus*

Merasmus: ". . ."

Skellie: "hiii! :3"

Merasmus: "please don't."

(meme under cut.)

https://youtu.be/aS0-P4JR9PU?si=WjrmfCD9EhnSoObu

Listen to this ↑ while looking at the photo. Trust me it'll make it make sense.

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

*And this happens in the background ↑*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."

stop breaking my perception of reality

You foolish thing. You really think I will bow under your mortal commands? You are oh so wrong my friend. I will continue to make worlds as I wish. I shalt bring confusion to whomever stands in my way. You think a simple pleading will stop me?! You are WRONG my friend. I will continue to live on your mortal plane as a GOD NEVER TO BE UNDERSTOOD, AND NEVER TO BE PREDICTED.

Cry and beg as you might... I will always come back stronger.