Snarb

Hey Merasmus, what's one of your favorite cryptids?

monglain death worm

Yo! Merasmus!

What do you think of my creation/child medic?

Skellie approved.

Merasmus: "WHY!? WHAT DID I EVERY DO TO YOU!?" (You separated our perfect ship that's what you did.)

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

*And this happens in the background ↑*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."

‼️Please don’t skip taking a look 🍉🇵🇸

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"GOD- DAMNIT-"

hi, I'm still @blu3-1mp0st0r but uhh- my old computer kicked the bucket so I'm stuck on this account :T

anyway question for Merasmus, how did Soldier even get his hands on your magic book? I'm genuinely confused since you keep it with you for like most of the time.

"Key words, "most of the time.", I had it on an alter and he took it and traded it for raccoons."

*looks at @ionlypostmymeemocs *

"why the person wanted it, is not of my information. But I wish apon them pain for eternity."

Merasmus: "once I find a way outta here I'm turning you into a frog."

filename1: "take me with you please."

Hey soilder sir,

I have come back with the raccoons and shovel to return them as the problem got worse and I'm giving up.

Also might have given some raccoons hats.

-Tavern

OH. WELL.

UH.

FUCK MERASMUS.

AND-

WAIT. HATS ON THE RACCOONS.

LET ME SEE.

you sure about that?

What? When? Why?

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Something appeared on my desk and it's been evolving...

WTF is this??

HELP me

you can help this person get away from mr. Fizzels this sock puppet god thing now for just 99.99-

Merasmus: "dear god please no. even if soldier can get me out of this void i would rather stay than go with him."

Spy. Time sensitive. call Merasmus.

You are asking zhe wrong person, mon ami.

I do not have contact with zhat wizard. Never have, and I never will. If you wanted someone to call Merasmus, you should have contacted Soldat.