Merasmus, Look Out For Soldier, He Is Gonna Pull Out A Bunny Out Of Your Ass (you Dont Wanna Feel That)

hi, I'm still @blu3-1mp0st0r but uhh- my old computer kicked the bucket so I'm stuck on this account :T

anyway question for Merasmus, how did Soldier even get his hands on your magic book? I'm genuinely confused since you keep it with you for like most of the time.

"Key words, "most of the time.", I had it on an alter and he took it and traded it for raccoons."

*looks at @ionlypostmymeemocs *

"why the person wanted it, is not of my information. But I wish apon them pain for eternity."

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a new comer might be here soon.

but who could it be?

Who knows.

again, not my target audience, but I'm not complaining.

@ongawdclub you have come for my medic RP blog and now my extras blog, well done ig?

Merasmus: "WHY!? WHAT DID I EVERY DO TO YOU!?" (You separated our perfect ship that's what you did.)

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

*And this happens in the background ↑*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."

YOOOOOOOO I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK HELLO CHAT!!!!!!

TANKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

*explodes you*

You should explode

???

Today is my birthday yay hope you have a good day, just came to say hi

Pls send to @roseworkshop

hey merasmus! wanna see a magic trick?

*tosses the tumor bread at him and runs*

If ibis paint video files worked with tumblr this would have been 100× better. Sorry.