Hey Merasmus! Wanna See A Magic Trick?

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I have an extra long ruler I found on the ground… anyone want it?

filename1 : "ÑŒ NØ ÑÖ WHY \/\/øÙL|] YŒÛ §√M/\/\∆N HÏM?!"

Henry : "who?"

Filename1 : "ØH ÑŒ-"

*cue VOAdem bursting in thru a door*

(translation: NO NO NO WHY WOULD YOU SUMMON HIM?!

OH NO-)

Bill cipher real

This is not the finished product, and bill will not be answering questions yet.

Merasmus: "once I find a way outta here I'm turning you into a frog."

filename1: "take me with you please."

Hey soilder sir,

I have come back with the raccoons and shovel to return them as the problem got worse and I'm giving up.

Also might have given some raccoons hats.

-Tavern

OH. WELL.

UH.

FUCK MERASMUS.

AND-

WAIT. HATS ON THE RACCOONS.

LET ME SEE.

"GOD- DAMNIT-"

hi, I'm still @blu3-1mp0st0r but uhh- my old computer kicked the bucket so I'm stuck on this account :T

anyway question for Merasmus, how did Soldier even get his hands on your magic book? I'm genuinely confused since you keep it with you for like most of the time.

"Key words, "most of the time.", I had it on an alter and he took it and traded it for raccoons."

*looks at @ionlypostmymeemocs *

"why the person wanted it, is not of my information. But I wish apon them pain for eternity."

i hhave a gift for you,,,

Merasmus: "oh, no thank you. Not only am I able to actually sleep now, but also I don't want whatever that is in my body. I may be dead, but I don't want that to kill whatever's left of my body.

Skellie: *she pulls brokie down, making them slightly dizzy, and kisses their forehead* "hello my little bone-head!"

Merasmus: "YOU HAVE A CHILD?! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE A GRANDFATHER."

Skellie: "stfu"

Broken Medic: *Stares at Merasmus*

Merasmus: ". . ."

Skellie: "hiii! :3"

Heya Merasmus! I can see your one more weirdo showing up at your door away from having an aneurysm! Why don't you just... Use your powers to get rid of them? I mean you ARE a wizard

Merasmus: "This is all soldiers fault. Trading my prized magic book for raccoons. Trust me, they would have been gone by now if I had my book. I'm a wizard, not a sorcerer." (D&D reference.)

(in case you can't read it)

Panel 1: This is where I'd put my magic book!

Panel 2: IF I HAD ONE.

(one without words under cut)

hello! thanks for the follow!

EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- @the-exploder-anon

*vineboom.exe*