Mmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................

i suppose my programming is void of promiscuity. however i cannot eliminate the possibility

my favourite instagram account is "wheredoesthepeecomeout" and it's run by a girl who asks men on tinder where cis women pee from and then documents their answers

scale of aquatic creatures that look like dragons

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

😐

please

“Die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” I say as I use the last of the toilet paper with no plans to replace it.

Is this what undertale is?

Actually same. We the fandom saw him once and went “We can give him trauma and fix him... But only in our fanfics we don’t associate with cannon”  

It's weird if I don't like canon Gavin but I love fanon Gavin? Like fanon Gavin loves cat's, have a redemption arc and It's in love with rk900/connor but canon Gavin It's just an asshole, there's nothing likeable about him (I mean he's handsome I get the fangirls) :/