better to have had gay sex and be doomed by the narrative than to have never had gay sex at all or whatever they say
unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
jake and ace
the ask i got motivated me enough to draw this dumb idea ive had for months LMAO
tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you
thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:
i look and see a shock above,
but really there’s,
no danger.
i pee and watch the bugs make love,
and think of him:
a stranger.
✨DPD Shenanigans✨
Tina, to Hank: Ever since we taught Connor about stan language, he’s been going around talking as if he’s on Twitter.
Connor: Oof, the call out. The tea is scorching.
Chris: Please make him stop.
what if i made a Star Trek: Voyager DEH~BMC crossover AU? With Endgame Kleinsen, Implied Galaxy Gals, a sprinkle of Tree Bros, and Boyf Riends? ME, the little Kleinsen blogger.
This man would do numbers on tumblr
(Gordon Ramsay in Gollum’s cave) fuck me it’s dark in here. jesus christ. What the hell is that? A fucking wedding ring? I’d rather get a divorce. holy mackarel(he stumbles in the dark. In the distance he sees a silhuette sitting on a lone rock island in the middle of a lake) oh for fucks sake. what the hell is that thing? It’s eating raw fish. the fish is fucking raw
more of em!!!
did end up making Rosalyn into Apollo bc locking your sibling outside is peak sibling behavior
also!!! thank you @kill-vonkarma-again for reminding me about that strip!! I forgot about it and you’re right, it’s VERY them
source: Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes
part I :)
Big Gay. Just here for the fandoms. Sometimes funny.
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