What If I Made A Star Trek: Voyager DEH~BMC Crossover AU? With Endgame Kleinsen, Implied Galaxy Gals,

Elijah connecting with Gavin again just so he can obliterate him at board games cause he's tired of being beated by the Chloe's it's my humble concept of their sibling bond

please

had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

this is so fucking funny, trapped in the past on a lifeboat of humanity and Malcolm Reed could not get a partner for the life of him. His vibes are that rancid. I'm so sorry Malcolm, do better.

Go to my pinned to see how to fight this

✨DPD Shenanigans✨

Tina, to Hank: Ever since we taught Connor about stan language, he’s been going around talking as if he’s on Twitter.

Connor: Oof, the call out. The tea is scorching.

Chris: Please make him stop.