Hyper-fixation-gay-edition - Sentience Was A Mistake.

this has been in my head since like 2022 and i finally found the motivation to make it this year

Ace: I had a dream I was arrested for tax evasion, which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes.

Leon: …That’s what tax evasion is.

I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.

Why have them fight when they can team up and fight their evil former business partners together instead?

I miss him

the child who reads 500 books a year to 20 something adult who only reads fanfic pipeline

I was feeling very defensive about Barry Pokémon today

thinking about parents