The Child Who Reads 500 Books A Year To 20 Something Adult Who Only Reads Fanfic Pipeline

This is them.

(please this took me so long to make please notice this)

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he tasted good

//original under the cut..

“Die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” I say as I use the last of the toilet paper with no plans to replace it.

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Stupid meets Stupid

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

“I’m gonna be normal about consuming this piece of media”

*narrator voice* she was, in fact, not normal about consuming this piece of media

i believe my favorite adhd boy can win the last poll for @pokemonrivalbracket, or at least make it a close battle! he can do it!!