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Why does subaway surfers get faster as you go along??

Like shouldn't they get slower because they get tired??

"And then out of the corner of my eye I see a spaceship in the sky And hear a voice inside my head Follow me instead" -March to the Sea

actually all of my systems are nervous

Back story to baby carrots

When California farmer Mike Yorusek realized he was throwing away up to 400 tons of carrots a day because of their imperfections, he decided to shave down the ugly ones and sell them as snack-size nubs. They were so popular that people started developing miniature carrot strains, harvesters pulled their carrots immaturely so they would be smaller, and the industry was changed forever… and that’s where baby carrots come from. Source

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

At first I saw the thumbnail and thought it was some idiot trying to play the recorder

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

😂😂YES

Let’s be real, if Yondu was somehow still around post-gotg vol 2, Peter would be SO OBNOXIOUS. And there would be no stopping him. - “Hey! Hey Dad! Watch this, old man!!” “QUIT IT, JACKASS,YOU GONNA GET US ALL KILLED” “Ha! Classic Yondu.” - “You’re proud of me. I can tell.” “Get away from me. Are… are you hUGGin’ me? Gerroff, and quit bein’ a goddamn pussy!” “So proud.” - “More trouble than you’re worth, boy. Startin’ to regret I kept you.” “Nah, you called yourself my daddy during a near death experience. Face it, ya old bastard, you loooooooove me!” “I’ll end you.” - “One'a these days I'ma go ahead and let them eat you.” “No ya won’t.” “… *exasperated sigh* Naw, I won’t.”

Like I know that there are like the tropical turquoise ones and stuff I'm just disappointed and sad that they're not in the original that's all

Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I’m upset that there are no blue skittles

I ate at least 11 cookies yesturday i regret nothing 

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