I Ate At Least 11 Cookies Yesturday I Regret Nothing 

Read the tags, read to the end, you will not regret it

I started this back in like April & then found it tonight, but it’s STILL IMPORTANT. Why actually try and figure out a character and how he talks if you can just have him swear and insult people, esp. his boyfriend? Much easier.

otp

Me, an emotional trainereck: it's chill!:)

I love this

😂😂YES

Let’s be real, if Yondu was somehow still around post-gotg vol 2, Peter would be SO OBNOXIOUS. And there would be no stopping him. - “Hey! Hey Dad! Watch this, old man!!” “QUIT IT, JACKASS,YOU GONNA GET US ALL KILLED” “Ha! Classic Yondu.” - “You’re proud of me. I can tell.” “Get away from me. Are… are you hUGGin’ me? Gerroff, and quit bein’ a goddamn pussy!” “So proud.” - “More trouble than you’re worth, boy. Startin’ to regret I kept you.” “Nah, you called yourself my daddy during a near death experience. Face it, ya old bastard, you loooooooove me!” “I’ll end you.” - “One'a these days I'ma go ahead and let them eat you.” “No ya won’t.” “… *exasperated sigh* Naw, I won’t.”

Apparently

Lobster is just a very elaborate excuse to eat melted butter

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

here, have some transparent podium family - whatfor? idk. maybe something like this?

or this

Submitted by @all-hale-the-stilinskis

The fact that

marvel has a hero named Wade Wilson and DC has a villain named Slade Wilson