No Sorry I'm Not Blushing It's Just My Sunburn

The only thing that has actually made me feel good about myself

I started this back in like April & then found it tonight, but it’s STILL IMPORTANT. Why actually try and figure out a character and how he talks if you can just have him swear and insult people, esp. his boyfriend? Much easier.

YES

This is everything I needed tbh 😂🔝

Movie idea: The Secret Life of Fish

Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a burger, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you into outer space. Being a fish must be terrifying as fuck.

Got a heart attack thinking this wasn’t from

over 30 years ago

“Help Save Dr. Who” from 1985 school paper

#DoctorWho

Please let me die by flying into that

Size comparison between our Sun and the largest star ever observed: UY Scuti

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN YOU CAN NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

here, have some transparent podium family - whatfor? idk. maybe something like this?

or this

Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I'm upset that there are no blue skittles

😂😂YES

Let’s be real, if Yondu was somehow still around post-gotg vol 2, Peter would be SO OBNOXIOUS. And there would be no stopping him. - “Hey! Hey Dad! Watch this, old man!!” “QUIT IT, JACKASS,YOU GONNA GET US ALL KILLED” “Ha! Classic Yondu.” - “You’re proud of me. I can tell.” “Get away from me. Are… are you hUGGin’ me? Gerroff, and quit bein’ a goddamn pussy!” “So proud.” - “More trouble than you’re worth, boy. Startin’ to regret I kept you.” “Nah, you called yourself my daddy during a near death experience. Face it, ya old bastard, you loooooooove me!” “I’ll end you.” - “One'a these days I'ma go ahead and let them eat you.” “No ya won’t.” “… *exasperated sigh* Naw, I won’t.”

Meet Pharaoh💕💕

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”