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Life Before The Internet

Many people born after 1990 don’t remember a world before Internet. Here are a few things you may not realize about life in those days:

Phone numbers had to be looked up in a giant book.

Clowns weren’t considered scary. This is just the result of an early meme.

There were no llamas. The llama is a result of special global internet-coordinated breeding programs.

If you wanted to move something from one computer to another, you had to put it on a disk, which only held 0.2 MB maximum.

There were no unique television stations, all TV came through as a single broadcast, and there was no choice of what to watch at any time.

Most movies did not have sound. The few that did had to sync up the audio from a record player, and it often went out of sync very quickly, leading to sometimes hilarious results.

There were no phone poles, these are exclusive to the internet. The invention of the internet and the subsequent installation of these poles and wires gave birds a new place to rest, allowing them to migrate farther than ever before. Prior to 1990, birds could only migrate a few blocks.

Lightning wasn’t deadly, nor did it produce thunder. Only with the air electrified from so much internet did lightning gain deadly strength and become audible from afar. Back in the 80s, playwright Samuel Beckett spoke of lightning as causing a gentle tingling sensation. Many people would stand out in the rain just to feel it.

Cars didn’t have wheels. The wheel is a fairly recent invention, which could only come into being with science advanced by the worldwide web. Cars before wheels were odd contraptions which did not move, yet people still spent hours and hours sitting in them, expecting to get somewhere in the hope that one day, the wheel would be invented. Many people still practice sitting motionless in their car for hours and hours, mostly in Los Angeles.

We didn’t have snot. Nobody knows if the internet caused us to secrete mucus, but there are no records of it prior to the invention of internet.

I don't have enough underwear sooooo...

I own way more underwear than I actually wear, so basically, I under wear my underwear.

Ok but in supernatural S12E21, why the hell do the British men of letters put a mic in Eileen's room? Like she lives alone and she's deaf, who da hell she gonna be talking to

Sirius Blacks animagus is a dog because Sirius is known as the “dog star” and is part of the constellation conis major that looks like a dog

Did you know

Naps backwards is snaps

someone: hey do you wanna hang out

me: i can’t bro i’m uglier than usual today

Worlds worst pun

Person: On one hand I think I'll be scared on the roller coaster, but on the other hand it looks pretty fun Me: yes, it has its ups and downs

The fact that

marvel has a hero named Wade Wilson and DC has a villain named Slade Wilson

are you kidding wE NEED MORE YURIO

Characters I want more content of: -Milla -Sara -JJ -Makkachin -Literally everybody

Characters I am done with, no more content pelease: -YURI “YURIO” PLISETSKY