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Meet Pharaoh💕💕

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

I’m not over a single gotdamn thing that happened in Yuri On Ice and I never will be

Ha flat Earthers take that. Scientifically proven the Earth is FIDGET SPINNER. Take your nonsense theories somewhere else, this is truth.

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

SHOOK

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

When you've been in your room for days and you're parents get mad and then they threaten to come in and you're just like yep I think it's time to leave now

How about let's not

Yes, you want her

Look at her, you know you do

It’s possible she wants you, too

There is one way to ask her

It don’t take a word

Not a single word

Go on and kiss the girl 

I feel uncomfortable when it's not at exactly 50 so...

I feel uncomfortable when the TV volume is not divisible by 2 or 5.

Sounds like something I would do

There’s a 300-page book called ‘A Void’ that was written without ever using the letter ‘e.’ The original is French, but there are over a dozen versions in different languages written by translators who also managed to compose them without using the most common letter of the alphabet. Source

Me @ 3 am: has a sudden urge to clean my room, run a mile, write a five page essay and paint a mural

How can I relate so much to one post

I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.