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This is why kids don't like to take pictures. They know what's going on

If pictures really do steal a part of your soul, that would explain a lot about the snapchat/instagram crowd.

Computers learn in opposite order than humans. We first learned recognizing shapes, speaking, writing, then advanced math. Computers go from the other end.

9 things to seriously make you re-consider the entire existence of mankind

Source: buzzfeed.com

Me

Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?”

me: “Fine, thanks.”

Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine, nor was she ever fine in the first place. Here, the word ‘fine’ could be defined as ‘I am actually slowly dying on the inside, but don’t wish for anyone to worry’.

AMERICAN SCHOOLS SUCK WITH THEIR BUDGETS

you all know the american high school au isayama’s got going, right?

the one at the end of every volume or whatever, with goth mikasa and jock reiner and whatnot?

so, hange’s a chemistry teacher in that au, therefore let me give you a list of things i swear they would totally do in that au for no particular reason whatsoever

doodle over students’ doodles when correcting homework/tests/etc

tell extremely bad but also extremely relevant puns

ex: “so we’re learning about moles today and i think you guys are really gonna dig it”

blow up a piece of glassware in a fume hood because they thought it would be fun to put pure lithium in water

set off the fire alarm at least once a year to the point where it becomes a running gag with the staff

go on strange tangents after lectures with armin or some other student while passing out homework

actually on that note they’d probably also use pop culture analogies that seem arbitrary at first but after a bit of explanation, make perfect sense

add a gag answer or two on their students’ finals

show the kids their favorite-and-still-somehow-very-relevant childhood movie on the last day of the semester

resell food that they have hidden in locked drawers during lunch because let’s be real here american schools suck with their budgets

have the entire periodic table memorized just to show off

(it’s not that hard to do)

they’d probably also have a challenge where they challenge their students to memorize and recite it too and whoever can do it wins mcdonald’s or something

explain the nuances of sex ed on a post-lecture tangent because they find out the biology classes are just that bad

be that one really cool and fun teacher that like half the students still don’t like because they’re apparently “obnoxious” or something

A couple of possible reasons why we havent succeeded in finding other forms of life in space.

OMG OMG SO COOL I WANT😍😍😍😍

It finally came in , my latest acquisition . NWA 7325 - likely from the planet mercury

Honestly I need like fourteen hours of sleep and three hours to wake up to function properly

I hate those people and at the same time am those people

I dislike people who are overly self-confident and have a large ego, but at the same time wish I could be like that, but am also afraid of becoming the very kind of person that I dislike.

The Universe is a beautiful and mysterious place full of wonder: