Me

The reason I'm not funny is because whenever I think of something funny I laugh uncontrollably and can't get it out

Mtnakeidakeblget

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

65 songs on a playlist and Spotify can't manage to play any one of them

I don't have enough underwear sooooo...

I own way more underwear than I actually wear, so basically, I under wear my underwear.

I want to have a fun outgoing bubbly personality but I also want to be dark and mysterious so...

Sometimes I have flashbacks to when I was young and I can’t remember if it was a dream or an episode of the backyardagains

My work here is done

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

Well that worked it is now so easy to get memes with the tap of a finger

It’s pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time.

The story of my life

in school/at work: can’t cope because it’s all too much, too many things craving attention, longing for some sweet alone time without school/work: can’t cope because no schedule, also Boredom™, if i spend one more minute alone doing nothing i’ll lose it

same