They Were All In Love. All Of Them

and that umbridge is a bitch

The Harry Potter fandom might disagree on a lot of things, but there are some things that we all agree on:

Umbridge is a bitch

Sirius “only one will die tonight” Black is the biggest fucking drama queen

Draco is hopeless at cooking. He can and will burn down the house.

JKR is a huge fucking asshole and she is disowned from this fandom

Umbridge is a bitch

Wolfstar. Is. Canon.

Dorcas Meadows and Marlene McKinnon were huge lesbians

Umbridge is a bitch

calmly

James Potter was the mother hen of the marauders and if you think otherwise you are wrong

Minerva “all tests set by a competent teacher” “have a biscuit Potter” McGonagall is the biggest badass of all time.

Did i mention that Umbridge is a fucking bitch

Feel free to add more

some remus lupin headcanons i have that literally no one asked for

will never admit it but he actually loves history of magic

swears all the time

except during sex where he just uses merlin instead

queen is his favourite band by a long shot

sirius learns some queen songs on guitar so he can play them for remus to impress him

remus rolls his eyes but is secretly very impressed

hates coffee

pretends to hate when padfoot licks him but secretly loves it

jumpers galore

really likes joseph and the amazing technicolour dreamcoat for some reason

hums his favourite songs all the time without realising

long attention span

like he could sit and watch the sky for hours

or james and sirius messing about on their brooms

or the raindrops going down the windows

he likes when it’s sunny because he gets to watch the sun illuminate sirius’ face

but his favourite weather is when it’s crisp and dry, or when there’s a rainstorm

loves sirius’ head in his lap whilst he reads

loves hands running through his hair (mainly sirius’)

hates water but drinks it anyway

“it has no flavour whatsoever” “why are you drinking it then” “it’s good for you innit”

i’m convinced that he talks in proper english all day up until around 6pm where he gets lazy/tired and starts muttering in bristolian

m o r n i n g p e r s o n

will only go shirtless in front of the marauders bc he’s insecure of his scars :((

never likes to cut his hair, but it’s ok because it never grows past his ears

he has a lip piercing because why not

buff but he doesn’t often show it

it’s a sight for mainly sirius

loves it when sirius gently tickles or touches him because it makes him feel human :,(

has never worn skinny jeans in his life

and never will.

has to help sirius tie a tie for events (weddings etc)

no allergies but pretends to be allergic to tree nuts because he just hates them and he doesn’t want to seem picky

chocolate cake is his favourite (to eat and to make)

chocoholic

doesn’t really like champagne all that much but he drinks it to feel posh

sirius was the first person he was properly attracted to, not just based on looks

hates slughorn.

likes his name but prefers “moons” or “moony” usually

always twirling his wand or tapping his feet

fidgeting all the time

cisgender but prefers he/they

she’s so graceful, fr one of the best characters

Luna Lovegood  ♥

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

YES! this. this is all i need

☆ Happy Holidays from the fam! ☆

i’ve been thinking abt this a lot. so when i rewatched the harry potter movies recently, i noticed that hagrid never calls draco by his first name. even in a learning setting, where he’s a professor, he calls harry hermione and ron by their first names but simply calls draco “malfoy” and i have a theory as to why. so obviously hagrid is friends with hermione and ron because like any friend of harry’s is a friend of hagrid’s, right? so when draco calls hermione a mudblood, hagrid is angry because obviously that’s horrible and it made her cry for gods’ sake! and i have a feeling hagrid is the type of person who would forever defend his friends, and although he remains mostly polite to draco in his lessons, hagrid’s little way of showing that he stands by hermione, without getting him in trouble of course, is to never call him draco, but simply malfoy when he’s being addressed. that’s it, that’s all i have to say

I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS

ok so trans!neville and he is so scared to come out to his friends because all his life he’s been told by his gran that he’s a sweet little girl

so he doesn’t tell anyone until one day he meets remus lupin, his third year dada teacher.

late as usual neville rushes into the room, an apology on the tip of his tongue, when professor lupin goes “hi! if you don’t mind me asking, what are your pronouns? oh and a name would be helpful as well”

he is so shocked he can barely respond.

“that’s ok, maybe we can talk privately, after class. is that alright?” neville just nods and slips into his seat

at the end of the lesson remus beckons him over. “so, i never got your name”

“yes professor, um i just- i,” he really hadn’t thought enough about how to word this “i haven’t told anyone this but, i think i might be transgender” neville looks down in shame, tears brimming at the corners of his eyes

“oh, that’s ok! that must have been hard for you to tell me, i’m very proud of you. so, what pronouns would you prefer me to use?”

he’s shocked for a moment as he looks up into his professors kind, gentle eyes, before taking a deep shaky breath and saying, “he/him. yes i prefer he/him” confirming it more to himself than anyone else

this was his first time saying it out loud before. it felt so good. he felt on top of the fucking world.

“that’s great! unfortunately, i’m still short of your name”

“oh, yes, sorry professor. neville. i’m neville longbottom.”

“well it was nice to meet you neville. now, i believe you have a few people you might want to speak to” remus points behind him to the door where his friends are standing wide eyed.

“i’m sorry. i understand if you don’t want to be my friends anymore but, i don’t feel like a girl, i never have”

“neville why would think that! of course we want to be friends with you.”

“neville?”

“yeah, of course.”

and then he realises he has some amazing friends and a pretty amazing defense against the dark arts teacher too.

sirius is a bratty sub but he’s not very good at it and remus is a soft dom and they are both just needy and possessive all the time

THIS

I think there is a scene in Goblet of Fire that people don’t talk about enough. It’s the one where Draco gets turned into a ferret. Everyone knows how it goes. Moody gets mad at Draco for “attacking” Harry while his back was turned, and turns Draco into a ferret. But people don’t talk about the fact that it all started because Draco and Harry got in an argument, like they always do and the latter ended up insulting Cissy. After that, Draco gets mad and draws his wand while Harry begins to walk away.  But here is the part that doesn’t make sense to me: 

Draco didn’t actually hit Harry with his spell.

Harry describes it by saying that he felt something graze his cheek, causing most people to think: Oh well, Draco missed, so what? 

But something about that felt off, so I started to wonder.

We know that Draco is at the top of the class, right bellow Hermione, and has been raised with magic all his life. Because of these two things, we can safely assume that he is good with spells, and has a good aim. Definitely good enough aim to successfully hit someone standing literally right in front of him. So why did his spell miss Harry?

The conclusion that I came to was that he didn’t miss at all.

And honestly, I think it’s the most reasonable one, if you look at the facts. But with this conclusion also comes the question of why Draco would miss. I am a hardcore Drarry shipper, but I made sure not to be biased while I was looking for a possible motive behind this (something I don’t usually do). The thing is, I couldn’t think of one (1) heterosexual explanation. Not one. 

I mean, if you have the “straight” POV then this is what you’re working with:

Draco is extremely loyal to his family, and he doesn’t like it when someone insults his parents.

Harry is his enemy and Draco hates him or so he says, therefore he shouldn’t have any reason to hold back.

Draco had the perfect opportunity to get back at Harry for what he said about his mom.

AND YET FOR SOME PERFECTLY UNDERSTANDABLE AND TOTALLY REAL REASON, HE DIDN’T.

Versus the “Drarry” POV:

Draco has secretly liked Harry since they first met at Madam Malkin’s

At the beginning, he hated himself for it, but after some time and lots of support from Pansy he slowly came to accept it.

Narcissa had been the only person to support him when he came out to his family, so he had grown closer to her over the past few years.

When Harry has the nerve to insult Cissy based on things he doesn’t even know, Draco becomes furious. 

As Harry begins to walk away, Draco draws his wand, ready to shoot a spell at him, but he stops short.

No matter how hard he tries, he can’t shut up the voice telling him that he should put the wand away, that he cares too much.

He realizes he can’t hurt Harry.

But he also can’t let Cissy be insulted like that.

So he does the next best thing.

He purposefully aims away from Harry, and makes sure the spell won’t actually hurt him, leaving it be just a threat. An empty threat, but Harry doesn’t know that.

And the rest is history.

If anyone can give me a hetero explanation for this, I would be more than interested to hear it. (Sorry if this is confusing)

drarry visiting the weasleys

molly: draco, dear, why aren’t you eating?

draco: the food’s too hot.

harry: you’re too hot and i still eat you.

draco: [turns pink]

harry: [winks]

ron, slamming his fists on the table: ONE DINNER. I JUST WANTED ONE DINNER—