Should I Cosplay Octavius? Or Like A Gender-bent Octavius?

top 5 god given gifts to mankind for us to cherish and rejoice in

1. bread

2. masturbation

3. drinking water when you are very thirsty

4. vegetable

5. sleep

I think it’s cause of how alike they are (they’re both pretty adventurous) but I don’t really understand either

So, question, why does everyone make Amelia and Jed best friends in their aus? I genuinely wanna know, because I don't quite understand. So, if you guys could give me an answer, that'd be great.

public service announcement

quick headcannon

larry bought a 200 gallon fish tank and filled it with like hamster toys, bedding and other stuff like a hamster wheel and it’s basically a time out area for the minis(mostly jed and oct) and sometimes if it’s not something catastrophic he’ll put them in a hamster ball

something like this

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

I want the tiny romans to work at little ceasars

SOME RANDOS JUST THREW CHEESE SLICES AT MY CAR

Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you

PANERA? BREAD??

Ngl I think I’ve said “hold up fellas let me get my frank sinatra on” to my friends(obviously do you really think I’d say that to anyone else)

Stuff that Jedediah Smith would probably say that my cowboy grandpa has said:

-*talking to a cow* WELL YER JUS’ AS DUMB AS A GRASSHOPPER

-It ain’t a crime if ya don’t get caught. Here’s the keys

-That dumb ol’ Ichabod

-Well lightin’ struck the fence an’ seventeen cows were dead. Mighty unfortunate. Smelled like a good barbacue though

-*A fly goes into the bug zapper and dies* (laughs maniacally)There goes another!

- HAPPY?! We ain’t naming our dog Happy!

-Gosh why d’ya make me clean up the food? *begins to eat the rest of the cake*

-Hold up fellas lemme get my Frank Sinatra on

-Cats?! I don’ like cats! *timeskip to five seconds later. He’s holding the cat* ain’t ya jus’ the sweetest?

larry and nicky are nothing but mental hospital caretakers who also need help