Ngl I Think I’ve Said “hold Up Fellas Let Me Get My Frank Sinatra On” To My Friends(obviously Do

Ngl I think I’ve said “hold up fellas let me get my frank sinatra on” to my friends(obviously do you really think I’d say that to anyone else)

Stuff that Jedediah Smith would probably say that my cowboy grandpa has said:

-*talking to a cow* WELL YER JUS’ AS DUMB AS A GRASSHOPPER

-It ain’t a crime if ya don’t get caught. Here’s the keys

-That dumb ol’ Ichabod

-Well lightin’ struck the fence an’ seventeen cows were dead. Mighty unfortunate. Smelled like a good barbacue though

-*A fly goes into the bug zapper and dies* (laughs maniacally)There goes another!

- HAPPY?! We ain’t naming our dog Happy!

-Gosh why d’ya make me clean up the food? *begins to eat the rest of the cake*

-Hold up fellas lemme get my Frank Sinatra on

-Cats?! I don’ like cats! *timeskip to five seconds later. He’s holding the cat* ain’t ya jus’ the sweetest?

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ATTENTION NATM FANDOM

When the remake comes out, our tiny fandom may grow and there will be more people joining us.

We are a basically dead fandom as it is, and we will come back to life

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