My Best Friend Loves Rob Pattinson And Over The Years She Sent Me A Lot Of Articles/quotes Of Him, So

Someone: (normal tone of voice) Hey do you like Night at the Museum?

Me: (at full volume) YOU KNOW I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR JEDTAVIUS

“i’m in my slut era” i say as i open tumblr to read fanfictions of characters who don’t exist 

public service announcement

When you get into a new ship

25 years of ads peeled away

Jedediah walked so all these new gay cowboy singers could run.

ATTENTION NATM FANDOM

When the remake comes out, our tiny fandom may grow and there will be more people joining us.

We are a basically dead fandom as it is, and we will come back to life

so the announcement is that us OG NatM fans are going to be known as the Exhibits. The Exhibits are the original members before the remake brought new fans in.

We will tell the stories of when we would search the NatM tags once a week, and celebrated when we got one new fanfic posted. And it was a very happy and rare day when TWO would update. These are the stories us Exhibits will tell.

Reblog if you're in favor of this 🏳️‍🌈

I don’t know what ‘the dynamic is’ and I don’t care. best possible ship dynamic is funnyhat/knifeboy. criteria:

funny hat: wears a funny hat

knife boy: has a knife and is not afraid to use it

example 1:

example 2:

example 3:

Should I do a name reveal or something? I'm begining to feel more comfortable on this platform and with my followers and since i have anxiety its typically a diffucukt thing for me to comfortable this quickly! So i want to do something to celebrate

Much love,Peachy♡🍑