To Be Fair To Cain If Nobody Had Ever Died Before And I Didn't Know It Was Possible I Would Probably

Lucy, in a coffee shop: Hi! Can I get a large caramel latte with, uh, seven shots of espresso?

The Skull: Jesus Christ. Just do cocaine.

you've heard of "my tummy hurts but i'm being very brave about it" now get ready for

"my head hurts and i'm going to throw myself in the road about it"

Anyone know if it gets less scary at any point or nah

me: i accept and open myself up to the fact that in order to improve my life i will have to do things that are scary

me when the things are scary:

I WOULD KILL AND/OR DIE FOR THIS BABY ASSASSIN.

Hehehe 😊😘

I really can’t stop redrawing Peanuts strips as batblob

this took all of 20mins on my phone and I know it’s gonna outperform the actual coloured and shaded drawing I spent hours on

but to be fair, little Robin-as-Woodstock may be the pinnacle of my career

Based on:

hey um im rly sorry but i saved ur boyfriend in the wrong format and now his save file is corrupted. so he’s evil and weird now. sorry

false alarm everyone he’s chillin