I WOULD KILL AND/OR DIE FOR THIS BABY ASSASSIN.

when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.

I get it now.

They’re not allowed to get interviewed anymore

Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" AO3 work

Masterlist of Tweets

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18 - Wayne kids being gay on Twitter

Dick, on the phone with Roy: I just think that Bruce actually hates me and doesn’t stand to be around me ever

Bruce, standing behind him wearing nightwing socks, nightwing cap, nightwing pants, “father to worlds best son” t-shirt, trying to hide a huge reprint of a picture of him and Dick he brought for Dicks new apartment behind his back:

alfred gave them the sheets

I really can’t stop redrawing Peanuts strips as batblob

this took all of 20mins on my phone and I know it’s gonna outperform the actual coloured and shaded drawing I spent hours on

but to be fair, little Robin-as-Woodstock may be the pinnacle of my career

Based on:

using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

the batboys being small🫶

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)

wayne family adventures + text posts: batman edition

its my bisexual right to make superbat and batcat jokes in the same post. btw.

(batkids edition)

+bonus alfred (tw suicide joke)