Dick, On The Phone With Roy: I Just Think That Bruce Actually Hates Me And Doesn’t Stand To Be Around

Dick, on the phone with Roy: I just think that Bruce actually hates me and doesn’t stand to be around me ever

Bruce, standing behind him wearing nightwing socks, nightwing cap, nightwing pants, “father to worlds best son” t-shirt, trying to hide a huge reprint of a picture of him and Dick he brought for Dicks new apartment behind his back:

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every three episodes laurance has to drop several paragraphs dedicated to psychoanalyzing garroth and I think that's beautiful. I think that's true love right there. he spends a truly impressive amount of time pondering what the hell is Wrong with that guy, and i understand. so do I man.

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Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.

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All images are from Wayne Family Adventures webcomic with tumblr/twitter posts positioned near characters or covering their speech bubble so they're "saying" the posts.
Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne look on as Cassandra Cain confidently pours seasonings into a terrible-looking pie crust with the effects "splorsh, splorsh". Over her is a post by @so-you-read-the-usernames reading:
"Female characters who are the sole voice reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them"

Stephanie Brown talking to Duke Thomas from the passenger seat of the Batmobile, Duke is in the driver's seat looking unsure. Post by @incorrectbatfam over Steph's speech bubble reads:
"The first rule of driving the Batmobile is to have fun and be yourself"

Damian Wayne, one hand in a fist and the other over his heart, dramatically "saying" a tweet reading:
"i desire a trip to the aquarium, at the end of which i am permitted to pick one toy for my good behavior"

Barbara Gordon sits in her wheelchair in front of Oracle's computers with her face in her hands. Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain are cheering. Barbara's speech bubble is covered by a post by @tunisian reading:
"due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane"

Duke Thomas as Signal looking concerned with a large "BOOM!" sound effect overlayed. Tweet reads:
"One reason why you very rarely see my complaining that the actions of a fictional character "don't make sense" is because every single day I look back on my own choices in life and realize I'm just not qualified to judge that"

Tim Drake as Red Robin talking. Text post by @valtsv reads:
"girls want me for my encyclopedic knowledge of the stages of decomposition after death
boys also want me for this. it's a real bisexual crowd pleaser."

Stephanie Brown shrugging and holding a Green Arrow cup, talking to Bruce who has his hand over his face. Over her is a tweet reading:
"it's cool how you've never learned even a single healthy coping skill"

Jason Todd smiling and talking to Batman, who is expressionless. Jason is "saying" a tweet reading:
"I wouldn't die in a glue trap. I would escape. I'd say something like "no... it can't end here...!" and pull myself out while yelling and thinking about women"

Damian Wayne in civilian clothes is furiously decapitating a practice dummy with a sword. A post by @tlirsgender reads:
"Remember being like eleven years old and just filled with primordial rage. I think I could have killed a man with my bare hands when I was eleven. What was up with that"

Dick Grayson smiling and gesturing to himself while holding a sandwich. Overhead a tweet reads:
"i'm a 10 if you ignore the glaringly obvious lifelong mental issues"

Jason Todd wearing a t shirt and leather jacket at a gala, yelling at other partygoers off panel. Bruce in a tuxedo is grumpily dragging him away by the shoulder. In Jason's speech bubble is a post by @normal-horoscopes reading:
"DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION"

wayne family adventures + text posts: batkid edition

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tim drake 🤝 stages of decay as a bisexual crowd pleaser 🤝 bruce wayne

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howdoyouget

3 months ago

Love how in the Contagion arc Bruce says, "Hey, Tim, I need you to go to another country for a while," and Tim says, "Um, but my dad?" and Bruce says, "Just lie to him plz c'mon," and then the comic just hard cuts to Tim in a plane telling Alfred he doesn't like lying to his dad. A comic's way of saying, "We KNOW Tim has a dad and we are ANNOYED by it, do NOT ask questions."

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howdoyouget

2 years ago

hey bestie i hate to tell you but i accidentally left your boyfriend on true crime tiktok. yeah the true crime girlies got to him... yeah he's blaming the victims... sorry, my bad

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your boyfriend y'all see that bullshit? with the roommate? idaho4 oh and don't get me started with the one lady who blamed the professor jfc i hate it here truly hate the true crime community

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2 years ago

i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

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howdoyouget

4 months ago

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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11 months ago

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

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howdoyouget

2 years ago

Imagine me popping bubble wrap inside your brain bp bp bp bp bp

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howdoyouget

1 year ago

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

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