Cardan: I Banish You, And Only wink The wink Crown wink Can wink Pardon wink You

cardan: i banish you, and only *wink* the *wink* crown *wink* can *wink* pardon *wink* you

jude: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

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houseofchalamet

3 years ago

I‘m so sad that we never got to meet the real Maven. I feel for that boy.

The only access to the Person Maven could have been is thru Cals memories and there are very few in the book. I would’ve loved to meet him. Cal loved him more than anything in the world. I’m sure he would’ve been a cinnamon roll we all want to protect.

In other words: I hate Elara so much. She is a monster.

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houseofchalamet

2 years ago

Are we really surprised tho? I mean Rhysand’s sister doesn’t even have a NAME🥲

why must sjm write such poor sibling relationships 😭😭

the scene of the archerons laying down together in the tent to sleep was so cute and i thought would signal an improvement but no, must not let the sisters heal together 😭

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they were supposedly very close he loved her a lot and she was MURDERED but who gaf what her name was🤷‍♀️ certainly not sjm

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houseofchalamet

3 years ago

my toxic trait is that I think I could fix maven calore

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houseofchalamet

1 year ago

and I like it that way tbh.

im like if there was someone who never knew what was happening or going on

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houseofchalamet

2 years ago

the plot for bones and all b like...

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houseofchalamet

2 years ago

Jamie Campbell Bower signing an autograph, not knowing it’s actually my adoption papers:

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houseofchalamet

3 years ago

Bestie. You need therapy. Not a Fae prince with midnight hair and razor sharp jawline who hates you because he thinks of you. Often. It's disgusting, and he can't stop.

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houseofchalamet

1 year ago

tbh my favorite photoshoot of timmy is the one where he’s holding a basketball and a glass of milk.

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timothée chalamet

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houseofchalamet

2 years ago

just finished reading b&a and :(((

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timothée chalamet bones and all luca guadagnino taylor russell the movie was def better but both ripped my heart out and stomped on it

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houseofchalamet

3 years ago

You’re my family and I love you, but you’re terrible. You’re all terrible.

-Maven Calore, at some point (probably).

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