Do You Think He Took Offense?

The two requests I got are almost done and I have some other art almost fully finished aswell, God give me the strength to have alone time before Christmas

Anyway, face reveal guys omg (NOT CLICKBAIT❗️❗️totally normal earthling) lmao

My shaylas

I'm having massive art block and afab bullshit rn so I'm doodlin'

Also this unfinished sketch I probably will never finish (that I totally don't keep laughing at)

A THING FOR SATURDAYS!

Art by Anthony Galatis

Hello Earth!

Editing this post later welcome to my bs thing blog

I am no longer trapped under the Antarctic ice and have obtained a human host

Thousands of lifeforms from thousands of planets, I have collected... It's time for Earth creatures now

And now tumblr get to help me to decide what creatures to assimilate so I can mimic them at will, through these poll things because I feel silly

List of assimilated Earth creatures: None... yet. :>

"Welcome back, batman"

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Batman: return to the wild Gotham AU

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After years leaving Gotham astrays to find the truth behind his parent's murder, Batman came back again to Gotham after he find what he's looking for. Riddler the smartest man himself had learned about the man's return and decided to give a hand on solving a case, he had turned himself and become a private detective.

With the legend arriving, Gotham criminals gather themselves to had a duel or a fight with him. Let's say riddler was the middle ground, with his access with the underground work, he becomes handy though save to say Batman doesn't trust the fellow that fast. Soon Batman learned the truth behind that helping hand and riddler is yet to realize who he's working with.

"You've comeback after decades of disappearing, your old man almost forgotten who you are, don't worry i took a good care of him." Riddler said as Batman Suspecting him of what he had done, but so far it's all harmless, he can't read whether it's a plan of nigma or it's genuine help whatsoever.

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This is psychological horror + cowboy au guys hope ya like it, maybe I'll make better story idk.

i can just make whatever i want man

Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

missed a lot

read absolute batman again

I have been thinking for quite awhile on making a The Thing discord server but idk, have a sketch of some The Thing sequel OC's in the meantime (i hate my art style, excuse it pls)

(Just a small update of my brain rn before I start posting fully on here lol)