im crying
reblog in 2.45 seconds or this humpty dumpty egg shaped being will appear in your bedroom at midnight and shoot hard boiled eggs at you and i should know bc my mom’s sister’s best friend didn’t reblog it four months ago and she is still covered in egg shaped bruises and this face still haunts her every waking hour
Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
my professors, at the beginning of the semester: you have three essays due on november 30th so plan accordingly
me, on november 29th: hold my beer
Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics that were hand-picked by you! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on December 29, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
In light of recent events, I have realised that this is just my anxiety dump and where I keep my likes. I have another Tumblr. I will not tell you what.
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