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my professors, at the beginning of the semester: you have three essays due on november 30th so plan accordingly

me, on november 29th: hold my beer

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Good luck to everyone working hard on their studies! 📚 Remember to take breaks and don’t sacrifice sleep! When we sleep our brains turn short term memories into long term; which is what you’ll need if you’re going to ace your academics 💡

(this ask got rude about LWJ cw)

Lan Wanji is great... As a plot device + romantic sub-plot device. He's a good husband! He makes the MC feel loved! He helps break the generational cycle of abuse of the previous generation! He is useful to bring out the theme of "love as chains vs love as an anchor" that runs through MDZS. Those things are important to the characters and the story.

But as a character? He's so replaceable. He lacks substance (not that he needed it). He's not particularly special if not for other important characters loving him.

He also has the narrative privilege of never having any serious responsibilities other than Wei Wuxian (which he CHOSE anyway). He doesn't have Sect to protect (not as leader, anyway). His choice to defend WWX happens after there's nothing he can actually do to interfere with the course of things. He didn't swear brotherhood with anyone. He raised LSH a bit but other characters also raised him.

All of this is fine, because he's the love interest. He's not a narrative foil or a parallel to the MC or an antagonist so he doesn't NEED to be a particularly complex or deep.

But damn, as a character alone? He pales in comparison to characters who are complex and unique on their own. I mean, who would read the story from his perspective?

Anyway! I'll always be more obsessed to ships that consist of warranted devotion rather than juvenile pining (like, c'mon, man, you MET AT SUMMER CAMP AND IT WAS HOT BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO BE OBSESSED)

.... I'm I may have gone off the rails. If you post this please use the anti tag because I'd feel bad otherwise. Poor shippers.

- yunmeng sibs anon

yeah hgskjghsdgjk okay

MAN YOU ARE SO ELOQUENT ON THAT AND PUT MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY INTO WORDS 😭😭😭😭

like. almost every other character out there has so much responsibility hanging over them. even wwx, who maybe didn't have sect to lead, but instead had the "every move you make will be turned against you" kinda sword hanging above his neck.

and lwj? he was there just to look pretty and flex his muscles sometimes tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

that story would be like

chapters 1-300

i read rules. i write caligraphy. i train. i go to bed at point 21 and will wake up at 5

chapters 300-320

there's new guy in our class he's annoying

chapters 320-350

he's a good person surprisingly?

chapters 350-380

ah shit. what am i supposed to do with those feelings

chapters 380-4000

same as above, but now in bold font

my professors, at the beginning of the semester: you have three essays due on november 30th so plan accordingly

me, on november 29th: hold my beer

Jackpot

how musicals are sang along to:

does this go for other people too or just me ??

Bandstand: loudly and with pride, but you get suddenly quiet when a high note that you don’t want to ruin comes up

Come From Away: either mouthing the words or whispering them if you just simply can’t hold it in

Hamilton: no one sings Hamilton, they perform it

Bonnie & Clyde: through tears

Book of Mormon: too loudly and proudly

Mean Girls: with hand gestures and the appropriate crescendos/decrescendos

Newsies: as if you’ve been embodied by an angry teenage newsboy from 1899; includes a temporary hate towards the government and its organizations

Anastasia: is it just singing or is it performing ??

Waitress: with a sudden craving for pie

yeS YES YES